Couple Slips Out For Bungled Quickie At Halloween Party

“VooDoo," a citizen journalist from Oregon sent in this Halloween story about a friend who didn’t get scared stiff. He just got stiff.

Last Halloween my good friend came over for a couple drinks and, of course, to mingle. I normally don’t throw parties but this was a special occasion. I invited some family friends over, as well. These family friends brought their daughter over, and she happened to be the same age as me.

Once my good friend arrived he noticed the alcohol and immediately went for a Margarita. As he was making his concoction he happened to notice the daughter in the room doing the same, only making a Jack & Coke. My friend isn’t exactly what one would describe as a ladies’ man, but women have told me when he is drunk he has “busy hands.”

Now, with that being said, he decided to start a conversation with the daughter. After a few hours, and after the liquor had slowly dwindled, the girl’s parents asked where she was. My wife and I looked at each other, with the same bewildered expressions, and replied that we didn’t know. So, I decided to go outside, thinking she was outside having a smoke.

That clearly wasn’t the case when I happened to hear a faint sound coming from my shop. Upon reaching the shop I noticed all the lights were off, but there was definitely something going on. I had my flash light, turned it on, and entered the shop. To my surprise, I saw my good friend and the girl both nude. My friend was sitting on an old, hand-me-down shop chair, and the girl was on top of him, going to town!

I was honestly amazed that my friend was so lucky. Well, of course, they both saw me. My friend just waved at me with a big how-do-you-do wave, and the daughter looked at me in utter surprise. But she continued to ride him. I went back inside and dared not say anything to her parents, so I just said, “She’s smoking.”

Another 20 minutes went by and there was still no sign of them. The parents were getting antsy to leave, so I calmly told them, “I’ll go get her for you and get you on your way.”

So I went back to the shop, but didn’t find anyone there. At first, I thought that the couple had moved to a vehicle, since the shop was so cold. However, as I’m walking out to go search vehicles, I saw all the daughter’s clothes still on the ground. I checked all the vehicles, but had no luck.

Not knowing what to do I went back inside to find my friend sitting on the sofa. I asked where she was.

“I don’t know,” he replied. “She took off.”

Of course, this was right in front of the parents, and now they were getting worried. So we all went outside to look for her. … Long story short, she got embarrassed when I walked into the shop and just took off. She was so drunk she had no idea where she was or what she was doing. An hour passed before a police officer arrived to tell us that he found her in a ditch two blocks away, still nude, with a bunch of mail scattered around her.

He brought her back to our house. I think he really didn’t know how to handle the situation. And the beans were spilled to her parents. Needless to say, neither the parents nor the daughter have shown their face since the episode. My friend still asks about the girl to this day.

Neither of us will ever forget that Halloween, though, when he nailed the hot daughter of a family friend.