Man Posts On Craigslist, Gets Laid

“Bill" didn’t know what he was getting into when he posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a date. Or should we say, “who” he was getting into! Is “Bill” naughty? Read his story as told by a TNA citizen journalist, then decide.

My friend “Bill,” has always been a woman-chasing horndog. But what’s interesting about him is that he’ll also pursue a woman – any woman – just to rid himself of boredom, even if his dick isn’t calling. In fact, he just recently kept himself entertained by searching for – and finding – a zip-less fuck on Craigslist.

It was the night after he told me he had sex with his on-again, off-again girlfriend when he informed me he was going to Craigslist to get laid. I had thought he was content with having sex with his woman every once in a while, but apparently that wasn’t enough. Well, actually, it was, but since he wasn’t boning her every night, he just needed something else to do.

“I was bored,” he told me. “So I put up an ad on Craigslist to see if I could get some pussy.”

Being the lucky mofo that he is, Bill got a response within a day, which is good considering he wasn’t expecting any. No pictures or physical descriptions were exchanged.
“I just said I was looking to have fun,” he told me.

Bill and the mystery woman – “Darla” – spoke on the phone within hours of contacting each other, and set up a date to go to a movie – a late movie.

“I purposely did that,” he laughed.

After meeting Darla at a coffee shop, he determined that she wasn’t his type, but that she would do.

“She was a little stocky and had a pimply face, but I figured, ‘Eh, what the hell?’” Bill said.

Once they sat down in the movie theatre, Bill knew he was getting laid.

“She snuggled right up to me,” he said. “Right then, I knew it was on.”

He thought it was going to happen right there in the theatre. After the movie ended, she wanted to stay seated to wait for the theatre to clear out.

“I thought she wanted to fuck me right there,” he said. “I didn’t know what was going on.”

Nothing happened in the theatre, but what was to follow was quite clear – at least to Bill.

“It was late, so we couldn’t go to a bar. I told her we could go eat, but neither of us was hungry. That’s when I said we could go back to my place. She laughed and said, ‘I know what that means!’”

Sure enough, Bill ended up taking Darla back to his apartment. When she asked him to give her a massage, he acquiesced.

“I started rubbing her neck, then I just grabbed her tits and we were all over each other.”

Bill was enthralled by the fact that a woman he had just met over the Internet was sucking his dick like a champion. He fucked her in all positions – missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy – and even banged her against the refrigerator in the kitchen, hoping his roommates wouldn’t wake up to their sounds.

“We fucked like three or four times that night. I used all the condoms I had,” he said.
According to Bill, the sex was so animalistic that night, he and his Craigslist date ended up breaking his bed, which he repaired on the spot.

“I just fixed it and we got right back to it,” he said.