Movie Theatre Job Educates College Student On Naughtiness

“Rusty" received his liberal education in college, but it wasn’t in the classroom. Learn how “Rusty’s” job at the local movie theatre during his college years prepared him for the real world.

Working at a movie theatre, you have to clean aisles, butter popcorn and put up with the whiney buying public. But there are perks – oh trust me, there are perks.

My buddy and I were in our first year of film school, so we thought it would be cool to get jobs at the local movie house. It was this magnificent old theatre where the entire college would go to watch a flick, so it was a perfect arena for naughtiness.

But it wasn’t just the movie-goers who were naughty. Sure, couples fucked in the back rows, knuckleheads cracked beers in their seats; there was even a streaker or two who sprinted naked through the theatre before we tossed them out. But the way we saw it, we – the employees – were the naughtiest motherfuckers around.

At first we thought it was cool to work in the theatre because we got to see movies for free. That was all great and fun, but after a while, it became routine, and we needed to change things up a bit.

The first thing we did was scam the theatre out of cash by pulling the soft-drink scam. That was where we’d collect used soft-drink cups left in the theatres, wash them at home and sell them again. Only, when we charged people for the drink, we wouldn’t enter it into the system. We’d pocket the cost of the drink, and nobody knew the difference. Sometime’s we’d make an extra $100 a night.

But scamming was only a fraction of the fun. Some of my favorite memories are of me fucking the ticket-taker late at night, when there were no more movies. After the last show, we’d go into one of the theaters and fuck right in front of the screen, pretending we were the movie. Other times, I took the little tart and nailed her in between showings. Usually on a weekday, there’d be a lull after one movie started, and during that time she’d give me a blowjob behind the counter. If it was really slow, I’d ask my buddy to watch our posts, and we’d run up to the projection room and fuck while everybody was watching the flick. We’d let moans and groans slip out, then look to see if anybody would look up. It was especially amusing during family flicks, like “Lilo & Stitch” or “Stuart Little.”

The best time, in my opinion, was when we made a porno. We had some extra film leftover from a school project, and we used it to make a short smut movie. It starred me and a bunch of other people from the theater, and it was basically a porn spoof that turned into a real porno. The best part, though, was when we looped the film into the projector at work and played it on the big screen late at night. It was just us employees-porn stars watching it, with tons of refreshments. I laughed hysterically in my seat while I watched it, eating Snowcaps. We all ended up getting horny, and we fucked right there in the seats.

I wouldn’t want to work in a movie theater again, but damn if that wasn’t one of the best jobs I’ve ever had.