Man Gets Minty Blowjob, Experiences Great Pain
Mints were made for the mouth, not the genitals. One man found out the hard way.
“Petey" found out that playing with mints is all fun and games until someone feels a burning sensation on their penis.
It was an average day, it seemed. I went to school, work and, since it was a Friday, up to my girlfriend’s school in Massachusetts. We did the norm, just hung out and watched a movie. Of course, we started making out and she wanted my cock in her warm apple pie.
My hand moved down her body and my dick was throbbing and waiting for the warmth. I picked her up and placed her on my lap as she grinded on my dick. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door and she hopped off like there was a match on her asshole. It was her friend, from down the hall. Her friend wanted us to go out.
So, we went out for a little while, over to this kid’s house and, of course, my girl was the hottest there. Every guy hit on her, but I said fuck it and didn’t worry about it at all. I kept talking, and shit. It really caught my eye how good she was looking with her perky tits.
All I could think of was sex. I wanted to stuff her and tear her wide open, the same way I did to her cousin last weekend. So I went up to her while she was getting another beer and started kissing her neck. Of course, her nipples were hard and she was wanting it. Again, her friend walked into the room, so we went out into the other room to mingle.
After 20 minutes, I said, “Fuck this,” and grabbed her and went into the kid’s mom’s bedroom. We made out and she started going down on me. That’s when I noticed it started to burn. I thought it was burning because I wanted it so bad. But it got really bad, like I had a fucking needle on the head of my dick. I shoved my girlfriend off and was like “What the fuck is that burn?”
She responded with “I had a mint in my mouth.”
“Fuck you,” I told her. “That burnt like a bitch.”
“Fuck you, you asshole!” she yelled. “You think you’re the king or some shit?”
Funniest conversation of my life. Then I said, “Oh yeah, I fucked your cousin last week!”
At that exact moment, her cousin called and the two started arguing. I left my girlfriend right there, topless, in that room and never talked to her again. Priceless.
