Man Investigates Friend’s Claim About Girlfriend’s Blowjobs

When your best buddy tells you his girlfriend gives the best blowjob in town, do you find out for yourself? This California man did.

Oct 17,2008

“The Sandman,” as he calls himself, just couldn’t help himself. When his best friend, who left the country, told him his girlfriend was the queen at giving head, the Sandman had to make himself king.

I have a friend “Michael” who is currently in another country. His red-headed girlfriend “Jenny” is also a really close friend of mine whom I met back in high school (we are both 21 at the moment), and she lived here in California. When Michael and I used to smoke pot together, he’d tell me (big mistake) that Jenny really knew how to give a good blowjob, and he would brag about it.

When Michael left the country, I continued to talk to his girlfriend as usual, and she would always tell me that she was my best “home girl” and that she would do anything for me, no matter what. When she said that, I decided to take advantage of the situation, especially since she used to like me back in high school.

One day I start chatting with her via MSN Messenger and told her a number of things: my girlfriend left me recently; I had been feeling too lonely lately; my business wasn’t going too well; my grandfather just passed away (which was true), etc. At the end of our chat, I asked her if she could do me a really big favor, and that I wouldn’t tell anybody, (she already had some trust in me since I never told her boyfriend that she and I smoked pot alone together).Right away she knew what it was, and she simply said, “If you want.”
I called her cell phone just to make sure she was really willing to do it, and she confirmed. I hung up, showered and perfumed myself and drove to her house as fast as I could.

When I arrived, I knocked on the door. She opened and immediately we smiled at each other and laughed as if we were little devils, because we knew what we were about to do was “naughty” and wrong.

We sat on the sofa for a while and nothing happened until I made a move; I asked her if she was really going to do it, and she told me she was. We get to work, and man, was that the best blowjob ever! My friend was right after all!

I left very happy. But before I left she made me swear that I would not tell anybody. Fortunately, I had my fingers crossed!

And it wasn’t a one-time deal, because the next day we got high and had sex in her room. Great times.

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LOL. So naughty, dude.

By Gnarledtree on 2008 10 17

This guy isn’t naughty. He’s an asshole. The worst part is that the girl’s boyfriend doesn’t even know his friend is such a douchebag.

By Guest Poster on 2008 10 20

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