Man Trying To Pick Up Girl Gets Revenge On Interloper

“Joe," a 30-year-old Florida man, was on his way to scoring with a woman he met in the pool, but that all ended when an older man stepped in and cock-blocked him. Joe got his revenge, though, and then some!

Here is his story, as told to TNA:

I recently was lying by my pool on the 6th floor of a cool, contemporary building in West Palm Beach, Fla. It was just me and another male friend hanging out, until I struck up a conversation with a lone girl swimming back and forth in the pool. I have to admit, I’m normally a little shy, but I just couldn’t help myself: she was almost begging for some dialogue.

I started the conversation quickly with a simple “How’s the water?” She responded and we went from there. It was the normal stuff – “How long have you lived here?” Blah, blah, blah. As we spoke, all I could think about was her huge Latin tits popping out of her bikini top. And I could tell she was interested in me, no doubt.

Enter another “friend.” This guy thinks he’s the cat’s meow. The problem is, he’s about 50 years old and is a little rough-looking, a good 20 years my senior, as well as hers.
He’s aggressive, and starts stepping all over my toes by striking up a conversation with her, throwing lots sexual innuendos her way. Then he asks her for her number!
I’m laughing – no way is he getting the digits. Well, to my surprise, she reluctantly gives in. I do have a good memory, though, and make a mental note of her number.

Shortly thereafter, due to what appears to be sheer discomfort, she gets up, waves goodbye and leaves. That’s it. My buddy and I, as well as the old man, leave a little while later.

Waiting for the elevator, Old Man Sam is already texting the girl, telling me that he can’t wait to fuck this little thing. He heads to his floor and I head to mine, and that’s when I decide to try my memory. I dial what I think is this chick’s number and … bingo! I’m good. She responds and we get the dialogue going. She wants to hang out almost immediately, but I tell her I already have plans. She gets in a fuss and our dialogue ends.

A few hours later, I decide to give her another call. She invites me to “stop by” on my way home, which I can’t refuse, so I show up about two hours later.

She begins the dating “interview,” asking me why I don’t have a girlfriend, etc. I ask her the same questions, and she says, “To be honest, guys just can’t keep up.”

Well, I’m a bit of a horndog myself and I tell her I don’t think she could keep up with me. I proceed to start brushing her tits with the pillows on the couch; she’s responsive so I start rubbing her ass. That’s when she tells me that I’m trouble. I laugh and say “I already know that.”

Next, she starts telling me about how she likes to take pictures and video. I, of course, ask to see some. She breaks out some pics of her tits and pussy, and at this point I know I’m gonna fuck this sweet chica.

I tell her she’s getting me excited and that I want to jerk off on her couch. She says “I would love to see that!” Out springs my cock, and the next thing I know she’s jerking me off and spitting on my cock. Pretty soon she gets down on her knees and starts sucking on it.

We move it to the bedroom, where she tells me I’m not allowed to touch her pussy, but that she wants me to jerk off on her tits while she fucks herself with a dildo. Of course, I comply. I straddle her and start jerking off, reaching back and helping her fuck herself with the dildo. This girl is wild!

I grab her by her hair and pull her face onto my cock. She starts choking, but she loves it. Finally, I’m finger-fucking her and, when I’m ready to cum, I don’t blow on her tits; I take a shot and cum right on her face. She takes it like a champ, letting me clean the cum away from her eyes, then sucking it off of my fingers. What a good girl!

She still wouldn’t let me fuck her until about three hours later. But after we did, we fucked the rest of the night away.