Too Horny To Wait, Woman Nails Fellow Bar Patron Inside Bar

“Mariah’s” libido craves sex so much that she can’t wait for the bedroom; she’ll have it anywhere … including inside a bar!

This Baltimore woman told her story to TNA citizen journalist Balthazar H.

Balthazar: There are very few people in the country who can say they’ve had sex inside a bar. You’re one of them.

Mariah: Yeah. I guess I’m kind of proud of that.

Did this go down in Baltimore?

No, actually. It was in Rosarito, Mexico. I was on vacation.

Wow. Tell us what happened.

I went there with my sister, and my cousin and her husband. It was dead on the beach, so we decided to go to a bar. It was hilarious because there was a bunch of white, pasty people all around, which we came to find out was a tour group from Ireland.

That’s awesome.

Yeah, and the guys were hot. So we ended up at this club and started drinking. I was hammered. I saw an Irish dude from the tour group there, and I was like, “Dude, that guy – I’m so going to fuck him tonight.”

That’s a bold statement.

I was on a mission.

So what happened?

I sought him out, and we started making out on the dance floor. Then we really started getting into it. My sister said we were pretty much having sex on the dance floor.

(Laughs) That’s not it, is it?

Hell no (laughs). I was so horny, I took him to the second floor of the club where the stripper poles were. Nobody was up there, so we fucked.

Did you screw against a stripper pole?

(Laughs) No. We started fucking out in the open – I was lying down and he was standing up. But we had to stop because some people were coming.

What did you do?

I took him behind the bar up there and bounced on his fat cock like a maniac.

Wow. That’s pretty crazy. So did you guys part ways after that?

Well, (laughs), the next thing I hear is, “Mariah, wake up.” It was my cousin’s husband. He found me and the Irish dude passed out naked behind the bar.

Whoa.

Yeah. My clothes, my money, my I.D. – everything – was thrown everywhere. When I woke up, I was naked with my hand on his cock. I must have fallen asleep doing something.

(Laughs) I’ll say.

Later, when we were in the car, I saw that my shirt was just full of cum.

Oh man. You had quite the wild night. Was it worth it? Was it good?

Hell yeah it was good. I was sore for days.

Was there any awkwardness between you and the people you went there with?

Nope. They know how naughty I am.

That’s up to the readers now.

(Laughs) Well, they weren’t surprised. Let’s just say that.