Illinois Man Scores Not One, But Two Hooters Chicks

Chicago resident “Trent” thinks he’s been naughty all his life. But the one thing that stands out most is the threesome he scored with his girlfriend and another woman – both of whom were Hooters employees at the time.

TNA citizen journalist Glenn A. interviewed him and got the scoop.

Glenn: So you think you’re naughty, eh?

Trent: No. I know I’m naughty.

We’ll let the readers decide that. So, let’s get a little background first. Tell us some of the naughtiness your life has endured.

Well, where do I start? I’ve been doing stupid stuff since I was a teenager.

Like what?

Well, I never had much money as a teenager because I basically had to work for free for my dad. So I couldn’t afford any nice cologne. So on the nights I would go out with girls, I would have to go to the mall way beforehand and use the cologne tester to smell good. Shit, I did that through college, too. Nobody ever knew the difference. I don’t know if that makes me naughty or cheap, though.

That’s hilarious. What else do you have for us?

The best thing happened a few years ago, when my girlfriend was working at Hooters. I ended up having a threesome with her and another Hooters chick.

Did it happen at Hooters?

I wish. I was actually hungry for some wings afterward. But no, it didn’t happen there. It went down after a Hooters Christmas party in downtown Chicago.

So what happened?

Well, we were drinking, and it was all Hooters girls. Free drinks all night long. Hooters rented out this nightclub, and the party was for employees only. The kind of party where, and I remember this, one chick was wearing a wife beater as her dress. It was like Mardi Gras – boobs everywhere.

I like how it’s starting.

Yeah. So my girlfriend is in the bag, and I’m feeling good. And she and her co-worker were dancing together, and I’m having a good time watching. Then someone says to them, “You guys should kiss.” So they do.

Nice.

Yeah, I was like “Holy shit!” – really turned on. So then I started thinking that something else could happen, with me involved. You know, you just get that sense.

No, I don’t know. I wish I got that sense.

Anyway, this other Hooters chick – I forget her name – she was on a mission. One thing led to another, and then everything happened that we wanted to happen.

Was there girl-on-girl?

A little bit. Mostly kissing and heavy petting.

What does your girlfriend look like? And what did this other girl look like?

My lady’s got an athletic body with curves, with olive skin and brown hair. The other girl had naturally brown hair with blonde highlights – not really my type. I don’t think she had huge tits, but I can’t really remember the details.

So what happened?

Well, after the girls finished kissing, they got me involved. And I got both ends for it – I got to tap my girlfriend and tap the other chick. There was definitely penetration on both.

How did you like that?

It was amazing. The alcohol was definitely on my side that night, though. The whole time I was thinking to myself, “Don’t think of anything, don’t think of anything.” Otherwise I would have been done in an instant.

What happened in the morning?

The other Hooters chick actually left right after it happened, so I didn’t have to deal with any bullshit.

Nice. Did it ever happen again?

Nah. It was pretty much a one-time thing, and I don’t know if it ever would happen again. It wasn’t planned or anything. It just happened at the moment.

Wow. Most people don’t have threesomes, but to have a drunken threesome with two Hooters chicks? That’s more than naughty. That’s honorable.

It was an experience I’ll never forget.