Woman Tells Of Three Sexual Escapades

“Christine" was referred to The Naughty American by a friend of a friend, who said the San Diego resident had some naughty tales to tell. We called Christine and got the scoop. Actually, she gave us three scoops, with a cherry on top.

TNA: We hear you’re naughty. Tell us why.

Christine: One time I had this little friend here in San Diego and one night we went over to Mission Bay Park. We were walking around over there and at the time, they had these really big, bushy low palm trees. The palm fronds were just huge. They were right above the ground.

I see where you’re going with this, but continue.

It was about 10:00 on a Saturday night, so I said to him, let’s crawl under one of those trees. I said, nobody will see us. So we did. We “did the do.” You could hear people drive up, and you could hear people walking by, but nobody could see us. It was fun.

Were you worried about people discovering you?

I wasn’t. He might have been, though.

Why weren’t you worried about that?

Number one, I really didn’t think anybody would see us, because, I mean, it was really secluded. We were right there on the ground. The branches were right over us. Of course, we were quiet, but the only thing people might hear is some little noise.

Was he able to have an orgasm?

Yes.

Well, that’s a success then. How many times did you do that, just once?

Just once.

Has anyone ever seen you have sex in public?

I don’t think so. But, one time, I had a boyfriend, and he was over at my apartment, and we were “doing the do.” And we were quiet, because my bedroom windows were open. And my bedroom wall was against the neighbor’s living room wall.

Well, the neighbors came home, and they heard it. And I remember one of them said, “Oh! The people next door are having sex!” We heard that, and after that we didn’t make any noises. They did hear a couple of little “oohs and ahhs” in the beginning….

Then one time I met this married guy on Craigslist, and I was at work, at the job that I just got laid off from.

Good to see someone’s had some luck with Craigslist.

Yeah, I know. Anyway, so when I look at porn on the internet, I really like the cum shots and creampies. We were just chitchatting back and forth while we were at work. He was an accountant. So, you know, I told him that I loved the cum shots, and I liked the creampies, and he asked me if he could come over to my office. So, I let him come over, and he was hot to trot the minute he got there. I hardly looked at him or touched him and he came all over my face. I loved every drop of it!

Now, did you fuck him?

No. He just came over, and he was ready to roll, and let ‘er rip.

Was he playing with himself, or jerking off?

Well, I don’t know if it was just me being the goddess that I am, but he was hard when he got there. It only took a couple of strokes, and away he went. But I loved it.

What did you do after he came? Did you lick some of it, or swallow it?

No, I had some of those little handiwipes. I gave him a couple and I took a couple. We cleaned up and away he went.

And this was a one-time deal?

This was a one-time deal, yeah. I was kind of bummed about that. I was hoping that we could have done that again.

Sounds like that was fantasy fulfilled, though. Do you have any other unfulfilled fantasies?

Yes. I would love to do two guys at once. I’ve never been able to do that.

Do you think that fantasy will ever happen?

You know, I’m older, so I don’t know.