My Naughty Blowjob Teacher

“Randy" works at a Barnes & Noble in Silver Springs, Maryland, and says his ex-girlfriend is a naughty American because she used him as a demonstration tool for blowjob lessons.

He tells TNA citizen journalist Jim M. all about the experience.

Jim M.: Your ex-girlfriend used you as a prop for blowjob lessons? How did you get a job like that?

Randy: She was pretty crazy. She’s one of those people who is wild sexually and also feels a need to spread the word as it were.

So how did this happen?

Well, it happened last summer when I got off work and was feeling tired. I went home figuring I’d just watch TV by myself. Anyway, “Katie” called and asked me to come over to her house. I told her I was tired, but when she told me she’d lick my dick, I decided I wasn’t that tired.

So what happened when you got there?

Well, she greeted me with a kiss, but her friend, “Cheryl,” was there. I was kind of bummed because I figured I’d have to be polite to her until she left, when I really just wanted my dick licked.

Is Cheryl hot?

Yeah, she’s tall and thin with small breasts but big nipples.

That’s hot.

Yeah. Anyway, my girlfriend told me I look tired and told me to go to the bedroom and wait.

How long did you wait?

That’s the thing. I didn’t wait very long. But it was Cheryl who came into the room with a beer for me and she just had this shit-eating grin on her face like something was up.

What happened after that?

She left, but giggled nervously on her way out of the room, and then Katie came in wearing this kimono-like dress. It was kind of weird because she usually only wears it when she has to get up in the middle of the night or in the morning. Anyway, Katie came up and whispered to me, “Are you ready for me to lick your dick?” I said, “Sure. When is Cheryl leaving?” And Katie said, “Does she have to?” I said, “What do you mean?”

That’s what I want to know….

She said, “Believe it or not, Cheryl has never seen a blowjob before today. I showed her a porn and she became fascinated and wants to learn how to do it. So I jokingly suggested she watch me give you a blowjob and she said she wanted to watch.”

Wow. How did you respond?

Well, I wanted to know if she was serious. And she assured me she was, so I said, “OK.” However, my girlfriend insisted that Cheryl was only going to watch and wouldn’t participate.

Was that a bummer?

Depends. Yeah, it was, but I figured this would be the closest I was going to get to a threesome.

It sounds more like a two and a half.

It’s closer than I’m going to get. Anyway, I said, “Yes,” and Katie left the room and brought Cheryl in a few seconds later. She was also dressed in a robe. She kept giggling. It was kind of annoying. But she looked hot. Hotter than my gal did, to be honest.

So how does one act during a blowjob tutorial?

Well, I was lying there and my gal kissed me, saying, “Thanks for doing this.” I said, “Sure,” and started taking off my pants. She stopped me saying, “I’m the teacher here.” Then she looked at Cheryl and said, “Now to do a blowjob, what’s the first thing you do?” Cheryl giggled and said, “Take off his pants?” Katie said, “Yes, but we don’t have to rush.” She unzipped my pants but stroked my dick on the outside of the underwear, saying, “A good blowjob begins even before you put the mouth on the dick.” Then she put her mouth on my dick outside the underwear.

What happened next?

Well, Katie showed Cheryl the finer points of giving head, including things like deep-throating, imitating the feel of a deep throat by using the hand, ball-stroking and touching the taint. It was kind of funny, because she really treated me like an object, a literal teaching aide.

The whole time?

Well, not the whole time, there were some times when she made me squirm on purpose when she was showing Cheryl how to bring a guy to the edge and then stop. Katie knows how to get me worked up, but she got a little testy when she saw some of my pre-cum slipping out so she squeezed my head real hard. I guess as punishment.

What was Cheryl doing?

Well, Katie let her stroke my cock a little at one point.

But this was supposed to be a blowjob lesson.

Yes, and I said as much. Semi-joking, of course. So Katie agreed to let Cheryl try what she has learned briefly. Cheryl licked it like a lollipop and, frankly, she earned points for enthusiasm, but her technique wasn’t so hot, so I went a little limp and Katie needed to get me up again.

That’s a bummer.

It turned out to be the best thing. I found out later that even though Katie arranged this whole freaky thing, she was a little worried that I’d be more interested in Cheryl since she’s younger and, frankly, hotter. So when I went limp, Cheryl felt bad, but Katie used it as an opportunity to show she really was the blowjob expert. She started sucking me off hard using all her tricks.

Such as?

Well, she grabbed some lube from her dresser put it on her index finger. Then when I was near climax, she stuck it in my butt and I just blew a wad like never before. Although she usually swallows, she held it in her mouth so that Cheryl could see it. Then she kissed Cheryl so she could taste it.

What did Cheryl think?

Well, she giggled, but I think she spit it out quickly.

What happened after that?

Well, I was spent so I just lay there going, “Wow! Fucking wow!” over and over again and Katie just said, “And that’s how you give a blowjob.” Then she subtly told Cheryl it was time for her to leave. Cheryl said, “Thanks for the lesson,” and told me, “I hope you didn’t mind.” I told her I was pleased to help out. After Cheryl left, Katie came back and, even though I was almost asleep, she insisted on riding my face until she came.

That’s hot. Why is she your ex?

Because she decided to give Cheryl’s boyfriend lessons on eating pussy and insisted he do it to her instead of Cheryl so she’d be sure he was doing it right.