English Teacher Has Sex With Students And Staff At Language School

Seattle-based teacher “Mike” has taught ESL classes both here and abroad and, in the process, has slept with many of his students. At one point, he was dating three students who were in the same class (and there were only six students total).

TNA citizen journalist Graham H. learns all about this naughty teacher.

GH: You’re an English teacher and you’ve taught a lot abroad?

Mike: I’ve taught a lot of broads…

-- And you’ve taught English as well. As far as jobs go, is this a naughty profession?

It’s a very naughty profession. I would say, looking back, of the six or so schools that I’ve taught at here in the U.S. and overseas, about 80 percent of the teachers were having sex with their students.

Was this 80 percent of all teachers, or just the male ones?

I’d say 80 percent of all teachers, including the female ones.

Did you get into the job because of the opportunities for nookie?

That’s why I did it. I don’t really care about education. Teaching people from around the world English is just something you have to do in order to get access to the nookie.

But when you were pitched the idea, was the potential for foreign ass the selling point?

When the schools recruited me and when I interviewed for them, they didn’t promote the schools that way. They didn’t say, “Come teach for us and you can fuck half the students in the school.” What they did was show brochures with pretty young things studying with foreign English teachers. You know, promotional photos. And I was sold on that. Even if I was truly dedicated to giving these students a quality education – which wasn’t a priority – I still would be trying to get nookie in whatever town I lived. If I lived in Tokyo, I’d still be trying to bone women outside of the school. So I didn’t teach at these places just to fuck the students.

After you got the job, how soon did you fuck your first student?

About three weeks after I got the job, I was teaching in Tokyo and had sex with a student named Sachiko on the bathroom floor of my gaijin house.

How did you break the ice? Did you offer to teach her curse words?

Nothing like that. A bunch of us went out to a bar in Tokyo and it was late and they missed their last train so we walked back to my gaijin house, which is for all intents and purposes a hostel, and it was two Japanese girls and myself and we all went to bed in my little futon. In the middle of the night, Sachiko and I started fooling around and because the other girl was sleeping next to us, we just didn’t want to have sex in front of her so we went down to the bathroom of the first floor of the house and had sex on the floor of the bathroom.

As sex goes, how was it?

Pretty good. I remember there being a mirror propped up so I remember watching myself while I was having sex with my very first student.

After this, did she assume you were going to be her “personal instructor”?

Well, no. She assumed we were going to be dating. There is sort of a maxim that you can go by: If you have sex with someone on the bathroom floor in a gaijin house, it does not mean a relationship will ensue. Apparently, she didn’t get that memo.

Did she end up stalking you?

Students don’t need to stalk because they have the upper hand. They can just report you to administration. They say, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” well, I can top that: “Hell hath no fury like a student scorned.”

She reported you?

This particular student didn’t, but I’ve been reported on a number of occasions. I had sex with this student a few more times and then tried to have sex with one of her friends and the relationship sort of disintegrated after that. But I went on to have sex with about five or six other students during my year at that school.

Did you have to do any sort of seduction or did word get around?

Oh, you have to do seduction, but word did get out that I was open for business and a lot of the students mumble and whisper to each other in the elevator, so most of the women in this school knew that I was open for business.

Have any of the students been really forward?

Uh, yeah. Sure. Some students suggest going out to drink after class or they’ll dress up to the nines. They’ll wear the short miniskirt, and high heels and their hair will be done and they’ll be wearing a tight blouse. That’s about as forward as you can get.

Have you ever given a better grade to a student because she blew you?

Never.

Ever given a bad grade to someone because they wouldn’t do you?

Never.

You’re completely above board?

I actually have a code of ethics and a set of morals and apply them when I’m giving out grades.

So what is the skeeviest thing you got away with?

I had sex with three women in a six-person class. One woman was from Japan, one woman was from Germany and another was from Argentina and none of them knew the others were having sex with me. And so that was just a sleazy, skeevy thing to do. It’s bad enough when a teacher is having sex with one of his students and two is pushing the limit, but when you’re having sex with three female students in a six-person class….

You were doing them concurrently?

Well, two of them were one-night-stands, but I was still teaching them in class so the classroom dynamics were a bit interesting. Who do I make eye contact with? Who do I talk with after class? There’s a whole art form we don’t have time to discuss.

What was the biggest age difference between you and a student?

That would be fairly recent, when I had sex with a 23-year-old French student and I was 38 at the time.

Was she attracted to the fact you were an older man?

There was probably some of that, but I think the bulge in my pants was the main attraction.

Did you ever get together with another teacher?

I’ve pretty much run the gamut. In baseball, you call it “hitting for the cycle.” I’ve had sex with a school manager, a fellow teacher, and two students… well, that’s quite an accomplishment.

You didn’t do the lunchlady?

We didn’t have a lunchlady. The teacher I did was in Japan. She was a little thing, a “spinner.” She was only about 5-feet flat, but, man, she took my cock all the way in. I was impressed. In fact, I was more impressed by that than her teaching ability.

What about the manager?

That was during my first stint in Japan. She was about 25 years old, Japanese of course, and had a boyfriend she bitched about. I had drinks with her a few times and lured her back to my gaijin house and had sex with her.

If they come to your house, it’s pretty much guaranteed?

It’s pretty much a done deal. Unlike other cultures, like America, where it’s not a done deal. You can fool around and she will not have sex, but in Japanese culture, it’s pretty much a done deal.

Any advice for anyone who wants to do the ESL – English for Sex Lessons thing?

Hah! If you’re going just to teach, the ESL community has no place for you. If you want to teach and save the world, join the Peace Corps. If you want to go bang your students, go to Japan, Korea, Brazil, wherever, and just accept that you won’t be making as much money as your friends, but you will be having an experience that will be worth 10 times their salaries.