Waiter Makes Sure Engaged Woman Is Well Done

“Reese," a waiter from St. Louis, is a Naughty American because he embarked on an on-and-off, three-year affair with an engaged woman he worked with at a restaurant in St. Louis. From parking lot sex in the wintertime to shaking the hand of his lover’s fiancé, his antics show his naughty side in this interview by TNA citizen journalist Frank B.

Frank B.: So this naughty instance you’re talking about occurred during, before and after – or maybe a combination of all three – with some girl you met at work.

Reese: Yeah, but I wouldn’t call it an instance. A series maybe (laughs).

So where were you working?

I was working at a steakhouse. I was head waiter and floor supervisor. I started there in the fall of ’04. Initially – I found out later – she didn’t like me because I was “cocky,” apparently.

So, what was her position there?

She was a front waiter.

So you were her supervisor then, technically?

At the time it all started, no. We were equal.

OK. So you had known her for a while and were friends at first?

Yeah, just acquaintances at first. There was a sports bar nearby that we would all frequent after work because it was so close. That wasn’t until a little bit later. There were several hot women there that I was trying to persuade.

So when was the first time you hooked up with this girl?

It was September 2004.

And how did that go down?

Her friend, who was also a waitress there, obviously liked me and flirted with me a lot, but I wasn’t into her. And they were like best friends there. So it was kind of naughty in that regard as well. Around my birthday we went out and she’s very open with her sexuality, as am I, so it just kind of came up … I don’t exactly remember how. Two people just attracted to each other … you know, she’s fucking hot. I think I propositioned her and she called me naughty for thinking about it because her friend was into me. I said we could get away with it.

Did you?

We did. I don’t think her friend knows to this day.

About any of it?

Nope.

Did she just come over to your house?

This didn’t happen the night we spoke about it. We spoke about it over drinks at the bar, and discussed how we could do it. So we planned it. I mean, we made out in the parking lot outside the bar, which was kind of naughty … it felt good though.

How did you meet up?

Well, at the time she was engaged to be married, so …

You knew this?

I knew it. Yeah. She was hot, though. She was gorgeous. Striking, dude. Jet black hair, from the Czech Republic, accent, sexy, green eyes. Just hot.

So we planned it. Her fiancé had plans the following weekend. I didn’t have plans – I didn’t have shit to do. So I booked a room at a hotel. We went after work. We worked that night. I prepped a bag – a party bag, with party favors.

What was in this bag?

A boom box, some toys, some lube, condoms, a bottle of merlot that I actually won in a sales contest at the restaurant. So I was actually kind of fuckin’ on the company’s money.

It was hot. At first it was OK, because we had been somewhat friends, and I knew her situation and she knew that her friend wanted me, so it was a little awkward at first. But we drank some wine, and I had the music playing, and shit. I ended up taking the shower to freshen up. I got out and she was under the covers, so I got under the covers with her. We started kissing and making out. She ended up blowing me, and then I ate her pussy for a while. It was hot, it was erotic. I started fucking her missionary, and just went from there. She’s a screamer, man. I was actually a little nervous because it was late, and I didn’t want anybody coming to the door.

Now was she wearing her engagement ring the whole time?

(laughs) That’s a good question. I don’t recall. I wasn’t paying attention to that. I was starin’ at her tits and ass, watching her slob on my knob.

How long did this libidinous affair go on?

The last time I had sex with her was March of ‘07. So a few years, on and off. I guess she was engaged that whole time.

Did you ever fuck her in her and her man’s own bed?

I fucked her in a bed in her man’s house. I don’t think it was their bed, as naughty as that would have been. But I fucked her on his couch, in front of his fireplace. In fact, I met him.

Did you shake his hand?

I have. I’m not proud of it.

Is he a nice guy?

Yeah, he’s a real nice guy. He likes me, too.

Huh. Poor bastard.

Yeah, poor bastard’s right.

Do you know if they’re married now?

No, they’re not married.

Are they still engaged?

Well, they had a wedding date set, and they had plane tickets to go to Hawaii to get married. I believe this was in ‘07 … and she got cold feet. She called it off at the airport, on their way to Hawaii. They still went, apparently, to Hawaii, but didn’t get married. As fucked up as that is.

Did you ever fuck her at work?

I never fucked her at work. I fucked around with her at work. There were a couple instances where I’d grab her pussy or stick a finger down her pants and around the corner, you know. I fucked her in the parking lot.

You did?

Yeah parking lots were kind of our thing. Anywhere we would have gone, we would have been seen. So parking lots were kind of anonymous and mysterious.

Did you have a favorite parking lot? Was there any one that you particularly liked to go to?

Yeah – the sports bar.

Why that one? Because it was right after you’d be drinking?

Yeah. I mean, I don’t think we went there to drink – sometimes we did, sometimes we didn’t – but I think most of the time she and I went there knowing what was going to happen afterwards, because it was just hot like that. The thought of getting caught was fun and naughty.

Were there always people outside?

Yeah, there were always people coming to and fro from the bar. There was a bank in the parking lot, too, with cameras, obviously. Sometimes, there would be police squad cars rolling by. In fact, one time one of them stopped and we had to stop what we were doing. She was giving me head and I was like “OK, you need to quit that.”

To me it was just good fun. I was getting laid by a smoking hot, foreign woman. I don’t think she’s the type to settle down. I think she’s just a promiscuous girl.

Did she ever scream in Czech? Or dirty Czech talk?

Um, I wouldn’t call it dirty talk. But I would ask her how to say this or that.

How old was she?

She was a few years older than me. I was 24-25 at the time. She was 27 or so.

When’s the last time you fucked around with her?

Right before I left St. Louis for California. She called me like the night before I was leaving. She was over at a friend of her fiancé’s house. She wanted to see me before I left. There was a group of people there partying. I went over there, and I hadn’t seen her since March of ’07. Her fiancé was there. I hung out with them and had a few drinks. There was some food in the house that she wanted me to try, so she led me into the house –

Sounds nice and porn-y

Yeah. She led me into the basement of the house. We went inside and she just jumped my bones – started kissing me and grabbing my cock.

Any nakedness?

No, we didn’t get that far. There wasn’t time. It was kind of obvious. I was going in there to get the food and bring it out. People were there and they were waiting for us.

Do you ever think he knew?

He didn’t ever confront me about it. I think he liked me.

So what is your current relationship status with this woman?

Umm … long-distance friends. I corresponded with her in late Spring of this year. She mentioned she was going to be coming out to Southern California. I said “Great, let’s figure out how to meet up.” She was going to be with him, obviously. Nothing ever materialized.

Do you think you could foresee this affair continuing?

Yeah, probably.

Possibly even after she gets married? If she gets married.

Yeah. I don’t know how she’s ever going to come to terms with that. I don’t know. She was fun, man. She gave one hell of a blowjob, too. Sloppy.

So, given the chance you’d hook up with her again?

Oh yeah, no doubt (laughs). No doubt. I’m kind of naughty like that. I mean, how do you turn that down?