This Guy Picks Up A Lot Of Women. Nuff’ Said.

Can a nice guy be naughty? “Alex” thinks so. He is an Internet marketer based in San Diego, who despite being a self-proclaimed nice guy has had many naughty encounters, such as the time his friend picked up a woman but she chose to give head to Alex instead.

He recently sat down with The Naughty American to give the details of his very naughty life.

TNA: Well, tell me another situation where naughtiness was thrust upon you.

Alex: I had a come-on from a girl that I call the “San Francisco Treat.”

Yes, you were on your way from Phoenix to San Diego and you met her in the Phoenix airport, correct?

Correct. Phoenix airport, in the security line.

What did she look like?

She was a petite brunette with large breasts, a nice ass, and nice legs, she was about 5’5”. Typical lawyer look.

What happened? Your plane ticket was sticking out of your ass?

It was sticking out of my back pocket and looked like it was going to fall. Maybe it did, maybe it didn’t, but she commented on it and I said, “Thank you,” and she threw a little sexual innuendo, saying she was “going to grab it, but you know… dot dot dot,” and I threw it back saying, “Well, it would have made my day.” Then we go into the line, progress through the security line and she keeps talking to me and she overhears a phone conversation where I’m asking someone to go kayaking. She asks me why I didn’t ask her, and then when she gets out of the line, I ask her to have a drink with me and the guy I’m flying with and then I ask her to come to San Diego. She said she had to get up for school the next day and, instead, invited me to San Francisco, and I said, “Let me check my schedule.” I found a flight that left there at 6:30 a.m. and got me into the office by 8:30 a.m. So I went ahead and flew to San Francisco.

So you fucked her all night?

No, we met a friend of mine up there and she brought another friend so it was a real casual dinner. Then we went to a wine bar before going back to her place, which just happened to be a college dormitory. She was an R.A. at the dormitory for a law school. I ended up sleeping there in a dorm room for the first time in seven years.

Did that bring back unpleasant memories?

No, actually good memories. I never lived in a dorm.

Was it cramped in the dorm room?

The room was big because she was an R.A., so she had a bedroom, living room and kitchen.

Was she loud?

She was loud in bed and definately enjoyed it. She kept describing it as “coming to God.” She was the type that says, “We are not having sex,” and then, of course, has sex.

Did anyone knock on the door?

Someone actually did knock on the door before we left for dinner. It was some law school student little boy that seemed to have a crush on her and wouldn’t leave. I stayed in the bedroom and didn’t say anything.

Did you do the “walk of shame” down the hall the next morning?

No walk of shame afterwards. Just got a ride to the airport in the morning and flew home.

Did you ever see her again?

I was planning on it and we kept texting back and forth about coming to God. Plus, I left my favorite pair of sandals there, but then never got a chance to get them.

Was she asleep when you left?

She gave me a ride to the airport, so no.

You were telling me about another naughty experience you had this weekend. What happened with you and your friend?

We were out having drinks and my friend picked up on a girl who then had drinks with us. We actually had table service at a club and my friend talked her into coming back with us to my apartment. We rode a pedi-cab and I suggested a three-way. And she totally turned it down. Wouldn’t have anything to do with it. They slept in my living room and she apparently jacked him off and then in the morning, she woke him up and tried to get him to take her home. But he wouldn’t and wouldn’t pay any attention to her so she said she was going to go to my room because he wasn’t paying any attention to her. So she woke me up. I wake up and see some girl standing above me nudging me. I’m like, “Why are you in here?” and she’s like, “He’s not paying any attention to me and I need a ride home.” I say, “Come here, lay down and just relax because I’m sleeping.” She lays down and then starts touching me. Next thing you know, she’s blowing me and there you go.

How was it as blowjobs go?

It was a pretty decent blowjob. It was good.

What did she look like?

She was about a 6. She wasn’t that attractive.

Was she blonde? Brunette? What was her best feature?

Brunette, medium-sized tits and a good ass. I’m an ass man.

For a lot of guys, that would be something that happens once-in-a-lifetime, but that’s not the case with you.

It was definitely a random situation I laughed at.

Can you give me another example of where you made the decision to be naughty?

Every night.

Give me an example.

There was this nude model who I talked into going out with me. She was very attractive, probably a nine or 10. Ended up sleeping with her three times, and I actively sought her out.

Do you have any rules you follow?

Yeah, no guy’s ex-girlfriends if you know the guy. No girl who has a boyfriend or a husband, but if she has a girlfriend, all the better. But there have been extreme cases, like an ex-girlfriend of mine who brought a married friend over and since her married friend’s husband was in prison and she was divorcing him, that kind of bypassed the whole married situation.

Is there any advice you’d give to anybody who wants to be naughty?

Be naughty in your own way. I just go out and be myself and whatever happens to be going on, I comment on it in my own fun, sexy way.

Are there guys that try too hard to be naughty?

Definitely. Sometimes I TRY too hard, and that usually shoots you in the foot.

What would be trying too hard?

Putting too much pressure on the girl. It’s usually better if you’re casual about it. I can’t do the very hard-to-get very well or be a jerk. I can’t do that either.

Do you avoid girls who are really, really, really drunk?

Yeah, sometimes that can be a turnoff. If you’re not drunk and everyone else is, it can be very annoying.

If people find out that you’re naughty, does word get around? Do girls tell their friends, “You should date him, he’s naughty”?

I’m kind of disappointed. It doesn’t seem like most girls tell their friends. I’d figure I’d get more action because I’m pretty good.