By Jay Reyes
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – If you want to have a shot at banging porn celeb and real-life MILF Kayla Paige, here are a few things to keep in mind:
She digs older guys.
“I definitely go for more mature men,” the 25-year-old blonde bombshell confessed during her August 15 chat with Naughty America. “I like men who have more experience.”
Now, if you fall in the under-40 age bracket, you still have a chance, provided you have the one thing Paige loves perhaps even more than experience and maturity: a large penis.
“I’m afraid size does matter to me,” she admitted. “You can’t do a lot if a guy’s dick is too small. I mean, you have to be able to get me off somehow. If you can’t with your dick, then I guess you can use your hand or something.”
The smallest male member Paige has had belonged to a DJ whom she dated when she was still in high school.
“He was fucking me and I thought [his cock] was his pinkie,” she said.
Small pricks do serve one purpose in Paige’s book, however: they’re good for anal.
“I just started doing anal scenes a few weeks ago,” she said. “I’m pretty new at it. I do anal only in girl-girl scenes with small toys and with guys who have little weenies.”
As for looks, Paige claims she couldn’t care less.
“I have definitely fucked ugly guys before, just because I was horny and needed to fuck,” she said. “Oh yeah, I’ve fucked all kinds of men.”
So there you have it: be old, ugly, but with a large penis and the only way you can go wrong with Paige is by throwing a cheesy pick-up line her way.
“I hate pick-up lines,” she said. “They’re terrible. Don’t try to get creative when you approach me, it just comes off as corny. Just be yourself. Just come over and talk to me like you normally would anyone else. Say, ‘Hi, how’s it going? Nice to meet you,’ and that’ll do just fine.”
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