Girl On Girl: Angelina Valentine

Porn stars have the experience, and college girls have the curiosity. So, what happens when you pair a hot female porn star with an equally hot coed for a little “girl talk?” You get a refreshingly candid confab – something we call “Girl on Girl.” Shahrazad Encinias stars as our college girl. Each week she’ll speak with a different star about lust, love, porn, and naughtiness.

This week: Angelina Valentine

The Naughty American: How long have you been in the industry?
Angelina Valentine: For  almost a year.

TNA: How do you feel about your one year coming up?
AV: I feel good about it. I love my job! I love what I do. I love fucking. I love going to work. As far as the people, I hate everybody. I mean people are crazy and weird! They’re kind of the type of people that will steal the hair out of your brush, you know what I mean?

TNA: Oh wow!
AV: I like what I do in that department!

TNA: How did you get into porn?
AV: I was dancing at a club and we had a feature dancer come to the club one day. Her name was Adriana Sage and I lived in Kentucky and she was in there randomly. I thought she was the hottest chick ever. I was like, “Oh my God, this girl is so hot!” I told her, “Damn, you’re really hot! Where do you come from?” She was like, “Well, I do porn and all this. You should go out there and get some photos taken.” She gave me her photographer’s number and the next day I was on plane to L.A. And I’ve never left. I came and I have not left since.

TNA: How exciting!
AV: It is exciting because it’s crazy how I came out here almost a year ago with like $10 in my pocket determined to do porn. It’s crazy how I’ve stuck to it and how everything has fallen into place.

TNA: Are you from Kentucky?
AV: Yup, I’m a Southern girl! I was born and raised in the South. That’s why it’s so different here in L.A. I’m like, “Why is everyone here so assholy?” Because I come from such hospitality where everyone is real chill and cool and everybody knows everybody, but here everybody is like bitchy. I’m like, “Is everyone here on the rag or something?”

TNA: You do live in L.A. where it’s pretty much survival of the fittest.
AV: It is! Everybody is cool, everyone has something that you’re good at. You don’t have to be the best at everything. But I guess here everyone is trying to be the best.

TNA: How do you feel about being called a sexier version of Eva Longoria?
AV: Oh! That’s pretty hot! I haven’t heard that one yet. Do people say that really?

TNA: That’s what I’ve heard.
AV: Oh fuck! That’s flattering! I think she’s fucking sexy! I think she’s so hot. That’s a compliment to me! I’m flattered right now! It’s really hot! It’s cool; I’m like the slut version of Eva. I like that! I’m digging that.

TNA: Are you into both men and women?
AV: For sure! Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of the cock, but sometimes you have to have some cooch in your life. Do you know what I mean?

TNA: True.
AV: I love women! I love it! I knew I was bisexual in the sixth grade. I was looking at this chick and was like, “Why do I want to kiss her? Why am I staring at this girl? What’s really wrong with me?” But, I knew it. You just know you’re bisexual. Of course, women are hot and sometimes you can’t help yourself. I think all girls are bisexual. Honestly. They just don’t want to admit it. I think all girls want to fuck each other.

TNA: I think it’s true, at least to a certain degree.
AV: It is true! Whether they want to say it or not. Come on now, I’ll have any girl eat my pussy!

TNA: What do you look for in a guy or a girl?
AV: What I look for in a guy and a girl is confidence. I like somebody that is very up. I hate like a depressed person! I hate negativity. I hate somebody who’s always like, “Oh poor me. Poor me.” I’m like, “Shut the fuck up! Quit all that crying bullshit.” I’m not one to feel sorry for people or mend your holes. I’m not good at that. I love somebody with a lot of confidence, someone that can handle me because I’m pretty outlandish sometimes. I’m pretty wild and I’d like somebody a little bit wilder than me that can control me. I don’t want somebody that I’m trucking all the time or someone I’m stepping all over. I hate that! I’m like, “My God, are you OK? Are your feelings hurt?” I can be a little rude. I don’t mean to be, but I’m just so blunt. I like somebody that can keep up with me. And if you have bad teeth, it’s so over! I don’t know, it’s just one of my huge turn-offs! I’m like, “Brush your teeth people!” Definitely confidence is my big deal. It turns me on. Somebody who is sure of himself, I’m like, “Oh that’s so hot!”

TNA: I know confidence is a huge turn-on, so what is a turn-off?
AV: Like I said, nasty teeth and big noses. I’m so not a fan of the big nose. Oh my God, and I love a good clean shave, I like pretty boys. Not gay pretty boys, but hardcore sexy dudes, but they have to look nice and trimmed up. If you have shaggy hair and it looks like you just rolled out of bed, then it’s over dude! And if I can see anything in your ears I will throw up! I have a huge problem with that. I mean I’m not peeking into people’s ears all the time, but if they have hair in their ears it makes me want to puke. I can deal with stinky feet, I don’t know, but it’s kind of hot. But, the ears and the nose, no. And I hate eye boogies. Eww! Why don’t they know that they have crust in their eye?

TNA: Gross.
AV: It is gross! I’m like staring at it. “Are they going to pick it? Or are they going to wait for me to say something?” It’s awful!

TNA: What has been a highlight of your career so far?
AV: I think the highlight of my career is having this opportunity in general, coming out to California and living in California. It had always been a dream to come to California and lay by the pool and sip on some Margaritas and chill out. That’s the highlight of my career, just being able to live and wake up every morning in Cali and be like, “Damn, my life is not that bad. I’m cool. I’m straight. I’m having a great today because why not? I’m in California. I do porn.” How hard is my job? Honestly. I’m like, “Oh shit! I’ve got to get to work to fuck. Dammit!” It’s very enjoyable to wake up and know you’re going to have sex. It’s awesome! And get paid for it. It’s a bonus. Not only do I get to have sex and get railed today, but I get paid for it too. Cha-ching! I’m so down!

TNA: Did you go to college?
AV: Yes, I did go to college, believe it or not. I did the whole college thing. I went to University of Kentucky. I didn’t really major in anything. I just did the basics. I did some radiology. I was going down the medical field. Honestly, I wanted to be a mortician when I was in middle school and high school. Even when I was out of high school, I was still like, “I want to work on dead bodies.”

TNA: That’s a little morbid.
AV: I don’t know why, but it’s interesting to me. That was the road I wanted to go down.

TNA: You were probably influenced by the movie “My Girl.”
AV: “My Girl”! Oh my gosh! I would have been so freaked out if I was her. What was her name?

TNA: Vada.
AV: How cute is that name? That movie used to break my heart. Oh my gosh, the part with bees when they stung him. How sad was that?

TNA: I know.
AV: I didn’t even know Macaulay Culkin had a brother until I saw “Igby Goes Down.” It was a great movie and I was like, “Oh my God! Macaulay Culkin’s brother is kind of hot.” Anyway, that’s a whole other story.

TNA: Do you get recognized in public?
AV: Oh fuck yeah! I have a huge sleeve tattoo on my arm. I can’t deny it. Everyone is always like, “You’re Angelina!” I’m like, “No. I’m not. What are you talking about?” They’re like, “We know who you are from your tattoo.” I’m like, “Oh crap, that’s right. Dammit! Oh my God! You caught me. What’s up?” But, definitely and always.

TNA: Has that caused any crazy stalkers?
AV: You know what? I think everyone is fucking weird like that in that department. I think everyone wants to be a peeping Tom and smell my panties. I can’t prove it, but I feel like that. I have people on my MySpace like that. I had this Indian dude like hit me up almost every day who was like, “I love you! I want to marry you!” He was like, “I had a dream that I took you to an Indian restaurant.” What a freak, dude! What a freak! I don’t even like Indian food. I don’t even like that. Every day he’s like being more pissed off. He was like, “Why don’t you respond to me? Why haven’t you written me back?” Wow! He was really emotional because I didn’t write him back on his MySpace. I’m like, “Dude, chill out! It’s all good with your Indian food.” Those fans creep me out. Then there’s like 30 Angelina Valentines on MySpace and people are like, “Is this really you?”

TNA: So, it is weird?
AV: It is weird! How do these freaks find me? Then they’ll write these blogs about me and make up my life story, and say, “I was born and raised in New York.” Like, “Get it the fuck right! I’m a Southern girl and everyone that knows me knows that I’m from the South.” This is gay! People have no lives that they have to make up their own fucking fantasies, but whatever. It’s all good!

TNA: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
AV: Damn. You’re asking Angelina Valentine what’s the craziest thing she’s ever done? That’s hard to pinpoint. I do crazy things every day. I’m really spontaneous. That’s a very difficult question. I don’t know, dude. I’m just crazy!

TNA: OK. Have you fulfilled all your fantasies through porn?
AV: No. I’ve fulfilled a lot of them, but I have this one fantasy. I mean, I don’t think about it all the time, but I kind of really want to do a guy in his butt. I don’t know why, but I just really have to. It’s like when you look at something that’s weird looking and you keep looking because it’s just there. That’s kind of how I feel about it. I just want to put on the strap-on and bone the dude in the butt.

TNA: I’m pretty sure that won’t be hard to do.
AV: I know. I can be like, “Excuse me. Can I just bend you over right now and see what it’s like?” Slap his ass a little bit and say, “Thank you. Have a nice day. I just wanted to do it.” That’s more of something I’ve always wanted to do.

TNA: What kind of music do you listen to?
AV: Rock and fucking roll! I’m a rocker all the way! I’ m not really into the whole rap gangster bit. I’m rocking all the way! All the way.

TNA: I saw a video of you from the Naughty America party in Brooklyn.
AV: Oh God! Of course it’s going to be on YouTube the very next day. It’s like, “There she is. There’s Angelina in Brooklyn acting a fool.” That was so much fun! I don’t regret anything. That’s what you’re supposed to do. You’re supposed to have fun and act crazy, dance on bar tables and punch girls in their face. That’s how you have to roll sometimes. I had a blast! I think I had too much. The fans were so chill and so cool! They were star struck and it flattered me! They were like, “Here Angelina, take another shot!” I was like, “Are you serious?” Fourteen shots later I’m like, “Whoa dude, I’m dancing on the table!”

TNA: It looked like fun.
AV: It was a blast! I had such a good time! When I got back to L.A. everyone was on my MySpace, “Angelina, we had so much fun with you! Thank you for coming!” They couldn’t believe I was such a chill girl and down chick to have fun and party with. I’m not stuck up. They don’t really know. I don’t think they can imagine what we are like in real life. They’re mostly like, “She’s a bitch.” But, no, I’m cool.

TNA: Did you take dancing lessons growing up? Because those were some crazy moves.
AV: I’m a great dancer. I’m not one to brag, but I give myself props because dancing is a workout. I’ve been dancing since the day I was 18. Since I was old enough to be allowed into a strip club,  I was dancing it up! I do it for fun too, but I also do it because I enjoy working the crowd and seeing the reaction and working the pole. I get better and better the more I do it and I love it. I love dancing! It’s always fun for me.

TNA: It’s in your blood, since you’re Latina.
AV: It’s in my blood to be a stripper!

TNA: What is your background?
AV: My dad is from Caracas, Venezuela, and my mom is Italian. I’m a Ven-Italian. Everyone is always like, “What are you?” No one can ever pinpoint what I am. I’ve had the craziest shit you can imagine. I’ve had Indian, Middle Eastern. I’m like, “Do I look Middle Eastern to you? No, I don’t.”

TNA: I also get that.
AV: I’m like, “What the fuck?” I don’t get offended when people say that, but I’m like, “Come on dude!” They can’t figure it out because I’m tropical looking.

TNA: Have you ever been to Caracas?
AV: Yeah! I used to live there when I was 5 years old, but it got too crazy because of the government. There were kids carrying guns around. Take advantage of what you have in your own country because you don’t see any other way of life, but I got to experience that. I got to see hands-on what it’s like to be in the ghetto and to not have shit and run around with kids carrying guns, climbing trees and monkeys everywhere. It’s crazy!

TNA: Do you speak Spanish?
AV: Un poquito. I speak a little bit of Spanish, but I can speak enough to get by. I’m Hispanic and I can’t even speak that much Spanish. How embarrassing is that? It’s like a French dude not being able to speak French. That’s fucking stupid.

TNA: How do you feel toward Hugo Chavez?
AV: Fuck him! I think he’s a cocksucker. I think he’s ruining everybody’s life. I think everybody just wants to see him hang himself. Literally, I think he’s a horrible, horrible bad man. Bad man.

TNA: He’s a dictator.
AV: He’s ridiculous! Who does that shit? What is he thinking?

TNA: Onto a lighter topic, what does the tattoo say below your belly?
AV: Everybody asks me that! It says, “Dios Te’ Bendiga Bendicion.” It’s a little prayer that me and my dad used to say. It’s very personal and touchy.

TNA: I thought it was a random tattoo to get because it’s religious.
AV: I know. I have an Arabic sand script on my back, I guess that’s why everyone asks if I’m Arabic. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m Arabic because I have an Arabic tattoo on me. Come on people. Are you serious?” When people ask me what it means I tell them, “Death is always the beginning.” Then they’re like, “Death. Death! Oh really death?” I’m like. “Dude shut up! It’s not like I’m going to hack you in your sleep. Well, I might.” But, people ask and then they give you that look. Like if I’m a psycho-weirdo. It’s not that I’m obsessed with death, but I’m just fucking rock ‘n’ roll.

TNA: You’re just a darker person.
AV: Yes! I’m just a dark girl! I find pleasure in the darker side of life. It just turns me on. I can’t help it. The whole dark-Goth Marilyn Manson thing is fucking hot to me.

TNA: Really?
AV: Yeah! I don’t know why. I’m not into dudes wearing make-up at all because if you’re a dude and you wear make-up you’re going to get slapped really hard. I enjoy that whole dark Criss Angel type of thing. He wears make-up too, but he’s still fine. He’s OK. I don’t like the punk-rock dudes with skin tight jeans that stick to their cock. I don’t get that at all! They need to stop that shit! I hate that. Like, Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend.

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