By Mike Mallowe
LOS ANGELES (TNA)—Men who want a night with sexy celebrity Tory Lane are going to have to whip out more than a big dick.
Believe it or not, that’s not important to her. More important than the size of a guy’s member is the size of his bank account.
“I don’t think bigger is better,” she said during a March 24 chat with Naughty America. “I prefer medium to regular to smaller cocks because I like them all in my ass.”
However, she admits that, if she could, she’d like five cocks in her pussy at once.
While a real pleasure on film, in closer quarters Lane brings a Socratic sense of humor often ignored in adult movies.
“If you can’t laugh while having sex, then what’s the point of having sex?” she asked.
The self-proclaimed “gonzo girl” from Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. has just more than a year left in an exclusive contract with Sin City Productions where she acts and directs. The former-ballet-dancer-turned-pole-dancer-turned-adult-star says she was offered a great deal that gave her the monetary compensation and creative freedom to follow her unique talents and pursuits.
Once she is finished with her current contract, Lane plans on filming again for Naughty America since “it is the only company that can afford me”.
Always tongue in cheek, Lane used the chat to expand on some of her personal views.
She is proud to be a Naughty American. To her mind, this includes, but is not limited to: voting, paying taxes and learning to compromise, when necessary.
She also used the chat as an occasion to bestow upon herself the title of “Miss Naughty America” and gave a sample award speech that was quick and to the point.
“Express who you are and love your body. Love it all! Make anal sex, not war!” she said, adding, “With liberty, justice and anal sex for all.”
Long live the queen!