Jay Reyes
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – Sweden has a reputation as a country full of sexual debauchery and hot, blonde libertines, but is it fact or fiction?
Well, according to international porn celebrity Puma Swede, a native of Stockholm, it’s a 100 percent accurate fact. She even is using the country’s promiscuous rep as a selling point for tourists.
“We’re such sluts,” she promised during an April 28 chat with Naughty America. “Book your ticket today. Go to Sweden and get laid!”
Her recommended Swedish party destination is Gotland, the largest island in the Baltic Sea and, according to her, the primo spot for horny Americans to get a piece of the action.
“It sometimes gets really crowded, so it’ll be hard to find a place to stay, but you can always camp out and, like I said, we’re sluts so someone will take care of you,” she said, adding, “It’ll be great.”
Swede claimed that she got introduced to many tools of the trade, including the gang bang, while in her native land.
“In Sweden, I was such a slut,” she affirmed. “I had a guy friend who I fucked and one time he had 10 friends at his house and he calls and asks me to come over and party with them. I think I fucked every one of them. By the time we were done there were condoms everywhere.”
Patriotism and gang bangs seem like strange bedfellows, but Swede says she loves Sweden so much that she decided the best way to uphold her country’s raunchy reputation was to spread it abroad.
Swede began her career in adult entertainment by working as a glamour model. When she started up her own Web site, however, fans began asking for more explicit material. Toys and solo scenes eventually led to hardcore porn. Swede now spends a substantial portion of her time in California getting nasty deep in the bowels of Porn Valley.
In the process, she has become a fan of certain aspects of American culture, such as grocery stores, which she says serve a duel purpose.
“I like to flash people at the grocery store,” she said. “And they have a huge selection of products. It’s nothing like it is back in Sweden.”
Swede is also sweet on American-made vibrators, which she has been known to use until she’s red, white and blue all over.
“The best orgasms ever are caused by the Magic Wand vibrator,” Swede said. “It’s so fucking good. I took it to Sweden when I went to visit my sister. That thing’s so powerful that when I hooked it up and used it, it blew out the entire electricity in her house.”
Another part of American culture that Swede has come to love is late-night diners like International House of Pancakes, which is where she and her best porn pal Nikki Benz like to end their nights whenever they get kicked out of clubs.
“I go wild sometimes,” Swede admitted. “Nikki tries to control me, but sometimes she can’t and we get kicked out of the party and end up at IHOP.”
But like any good porn celeb, Swede tries to continue the party wherever she goes.
“I ripped a guy’s shirt off at IHOP once,” she recounted. “He wanted me to pay him $5 for his shirt and I was out, so I asked Nikki for $5 and she didn’t have any either, so we started running away.”
But not before Swede had the chance to give the waiter a special treat by rubbing her ass against his face.