Stella LoValia
The Aries New Moon: A Call to Action Jackson
The fiery buildup of planets on this weekend’s New Moon serves as an initiation to those who dare.
It’s all about guts, gumption and the thrill of exploring new territory.
ARIES: Yes, yes and yes: For once it is all about YOU, and it should be. With four planets in your sign, you would be nuts not to be self-obsessed. But be mindful of entering one too many scuffles that enrage you and of jumping into battles you can’t win. On the other hand, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Postpone threeways, unless you’re OK with some serious penis or pussy envy.
TAURUS: Ah, the sweet mysteries of life are a joy to experience and to savor, but you better cover your ass while you’re doing it. The temptation to indulge your every desire and ample opportunities to do it up big time present themselves this week. But your main squeeze would not be too happy if he or she knew about it. With everything so traceable these days, can you afford the fallout if discovered?
GEMINI: Why sit on your hands when you can just as easily sit on someone’s face? The activity in your chart bodes well for popularity and many interactions with, shall we say, “interested” parties. But some among them will have ulterior motives and that’s OK, as long as you have a few of your own.
CANCER: Do yourself a favor: Can the shyness act. This week is all about venturing into unknown territory and you’ll be pleasantly rewarded for your bravery. The excitement in the career sector of your chart encourages the use of sexual energy to get ahead. If that means putting your best foot, boobs or package forward when in public, so be it.
LEO: Your entire philosophy of sex and love is up for renewal, and you may need to get out of Dodge to clear your head (and get some head), if you catch my drift. If the spirit moves you, you have celestial permission to hop on a plane and seek your fortune. Bring your laptop or Blackberry though. If you totally abscond from your long list of chores, there’ll be hell to pay later.
VIRGO: An occasional walk on the wild side is essential to keeping the circuitry of your cells in good working order. Repeat that to yourself as many times as needed to overcome the guilt that you may feel after what could be a lost weekend of deliciousness. Don’t let prudishness or concern about what your friends might think stand in the way of a very good time. It’s nobody’s business but your own.
LIBRA: You bitch and moan about wanting to meet someone new and when you do, you run for cover. Well Sparky, are you up for the game or not? The fiery buildup in the relationship sector of your chart promises to deliver a new flame (literally) to your doorstep. But that hottie may be otherwise engaged. A little third degree questioning up front will spare you from a five degree burn later.
SCORPIO: Sit down, lay back and enjoy the show—NOT! The activity in your chart demands that you rise, shine, step up to the plate and repay those who have been kind to you in the past. You’re about to burn off some long-standing sex karma and it’s best to provide that service with a smile. Be helpful when a not-so-good-looking pal asks for your help in getting some. You’re a fine agent when you want to be.
SAGITTARIUS: “Up, Up and Away,” and you won’t even need an airplane. The excitement begins on Saturday’s New Moon and the party could go a solid 36 hours. Indulging your every fantasy is fine, but be smart about protection. Too much bodily fluid was fine in the early ‘70s, but that was then and this is now.
CAPRICORN: When in balance, the element of fire inspires, initiates and warms the cockles of anyone’s heart. When out of control, it consumes everything in sight. Be careful of fire in and around the home this weekend. At the risk of being a party pooper, an ounce of caution and spending a little extra on an electrician to make sure all is well with the wiring will spare you a lot of heartache later.
AQUARIUS: You’re ablaze with new insights and many new ideas that are worthy of sharing. Don’t let an idiot at work mess with your confidence. That wet blanket is just plain jealous and angry that he or she didn’t think of what you came up with first. If you find yourself talking during sex more than usual, let it rip. It’s turning your partner on more than you realize.
PISCES: “Hey, what about me?” you ask, and how right you are! You’ll never get a thing if you don’t ask for it. So whether it’s a handjob, a blowjob or more cash for your efforts, sing out Louise, risk appearing greedy and make some fucking demands already. Expressing that fire in your belly (and below the belt) gets you noticed and earns you some overdue respect.
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April 5: Ashley Jensen (21); Jenny Hendrix (22); Allison Pierce (22)
April 6: Bobbi Starr (25)
April 7: Liv Wylder (30)
April 8: Karina Kay (21); Destiny St. Claire (24);
April 9: Christina Brooks (28); Katsuni (29); Angelica Sin (34)
April 10: Carmen Sancha (25); Lindsey Meadows (26)
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