David B. Moye
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – Porn celebrity Brandi Lyons turns 29 on March 26, and she hopes this birthday will be more memorable than her others.
TNA: What are your plans for your birthday?
Brandi: I’m not sure. Other people are making all the plans for me like my current boyfriend Rick Masters.
TNA: Well, is there anything you’d like to do in particular?
Brandi: I want this birthday to be one to remember, because I don’t remember the others. I was drunk.
TNA: Any particular beverages you like to drink?
Brandi: Well, I’ve been sober for a year, but Baileys or Hpnotiq.
TNA: Some people like to do something big on their birthday. What would you like to do?
Brandi: Well, I thought about skydiving, but then I did that on someone else’s birthday. I might go to a sushi bar for my birthday.
TNA: What kind of sushi do you like? Are you into sashimi or do you prefer the rolls?
Brandi: Like everyone, I got into the rolls first, especially the California roll. For some reason, I like that a lot. I also get the Dragon Roll. In fact, every time I go to get sushi, I try to get something new. Maybe I’ll work my way up to eel for my birthday.
To be honest, this birthday kind of snuck up on me because I’ve been busy getting prepared to feature dance. I’m going to perform at a club in Van Nuys, California, in April and see how I do.
TNA: Does that depend on how many fans you get or how well you dance?
Brandi: A little of both. Some guys don’t care how well you dance, as long as you put on a good show and flirt. When you’re a feature dancer, it’s all about how you interact with the crowd, because you’re not the stripper who’s there every day.
TNA: So if fans want to get you something for your birthday, they should get you stripper outfits?
Brandi: Actually, yeah. Anyone who asks what I want, I tell them, “Either money or stripper outfits.”
TNA: Any particular style?
Brandi: Anything that doesn’t accent the boobs, cause I’m now well-endowed up there. Don’t get me wrong, I love my boobs, but for outfits, it’s better if they accentuate my face or my heiney.
TNA: What about colors?
Brandi: I like pink and white and I stay away from bright red. I like certain shades of green if they bring out the green in my eyes.
TNA: If you go out on your birthday, are you more a daytime or a nighttime type of gal?
Brandi: Probably nighttime. I’ll be getting my hair done all day. I went and cut my hair and I’m still in shock. Now, we’re in the process of growing it back.
TNA: What do you like to do in the evening?
Brandi: Anything that includes dancing. I love country, rock and rap. I used to go to the Viper Room, but not since I went sober. Nobody goes there except for drugs.
TNA: If you could have anyone sing you “Happy Birthday,” who would it be?
Brandi: Probably Burt McCracken of The Used. He’s a phenomenal singer who’s gone through amazing struggles – including throat surgery – and still has his voice. I like guys who scream.
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