SAN DIEGO (TNA) – As fireworks explode across the sky this Fourth of July, many Naughty Americans will celebrate U.S. independence with some sexual pyrotechnics of their own.

Porn celebrities are gearing up for the festivities, too. And, from what we’ve heard about some past Fourth of July exultations, a few of these “firecrackers” will be sure to detonate this year, even without any of the pomp and circumstance.

Starlet Angelina Valentine plans on displaying her patriotism at a party in Orange County. But just because the shindig will be held in California doesn’t mean the Kentucky native will take a laid-back approach.

“I always bring my Kentucky spirit with me,” she said. “Us Southerners are all about hanging out, barbecuing and getting drunk.”

And don’t forget the sex. If Valentine’s celebration this Fourth of July is anything like her Independence Day in 2006, bombs will be bursting in more than just the air.

Valentine reminisced about the holiday two years ago when she and some friends barbecued on the roof of her home, where they splashed around in a baby pool and sexed it up as the fireworks lit up the night sky.

“It was like, ‘Go fuck! Go fuck on the roof!’” she said.

And because they were partying after dusk, Valentine and her crew didn’t have to worry about the hot, summer midday sun blasting down on them.

“It was at night, so it was cool and we weren’t burning our asscheeks on the roof,” she remembered.

Kaiya Lynn recalls one Independence Day when she ditched her mom’s barbecue to go to Santa Barbara, drink beer and tequila and make her own fireworks.

“I had sex with these two guys that I kind of knew,” she said.

Lynn was 21 at the time and hadn’t yet entered the porn industry, but was obviously well on her way.

“I was just being a slut,” she said.

Lynn says she plans on a more mellow celebration this year – barbecuing and sitting by the pool with friends and family. 

Burning Angel owner and pornstress Joanna Angel could have gotten down and dirty at her rooftop party in New York last year if it weren’t for one minor detail that showed up during the festivities: her parents.

“I spent last Fourth of July on a rooftop with a bunch of drunk people, with my parents,” said the punk-rock princess of porn, adding that she couldn’t get too punk-rock with dear ol’ Mom and Dad looking over her shoulder.

“I had a few beers, but I couldn’t really, like, get my buzz on,” she said.

The party didn’t turn into a raging orgy either, despite the fact that several Burning Angel porn starlets were in attendance.

“Now a lot of the girls from the Web site know my parents,” she said.

So, while some porn stars whoop it up for the Fourth of July, some just like to keep it low-key.

Sara Faye, for example, plans to barbecue, hang by the pool and sunbathe naked.

Gia Jordan admits that she, too, has always had a relatively tame Independence Day. Some might find the excuse given by the star of such films as “I Want Your Cock In My Ass” to be a bit ironic.

“I hate hot dogs.”

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