SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. (TNA) – When two newlyweds leave their wedding ceremony and drive into the sunset in a vehicle with dildos strung to the bumper and “Fuck Time” scrawled on the exterior, it should be no surprise that the couple are porn performers.

That was the climax of Faith and Marcos Leon’s wedding, when his 1969 candy-apple red Mustang coupe dragged said sex toys through the streets of Sherman Oaks, Calif., after departing the November 2006 nuptials.

Conventional folks may speculate that all “porn star weddings” are hedonistic free-for-alls, complete with guests fornicating in the pews while guzzling horny goat weed-spiked punch.

Truth is, most porn industry weddings are a lot like civilian ones.

For instance, the Leons, who’ve worked together in numerous films including “Pin-Up Pussy” and “Fashion Underground” (which contained Faith’s first anal scene), held a conventional church wedding that they describe as small, quiet and, most important, traditional.

“We wanted to do the whole walking-down-the-aisle thing,” Marcos Leon said.

The reception, held at the Woodland Hills estate of good pal and fellow porn star Mika Tan, was attended by family and close friends, including porn luminaries Kimberly Kane, Alec Knight, and Nicki and Josh Hunter.

But despite the large number of sex workers clustered together, there was no public funny business at the ceremony or reception.

“We didn’t want it to be a big, gigantic orgy,” Marcos Leon said. “We did not want that, and, thankfully, we did not get that.”

Even in the lives of porn performers, there’s a time and a place for everything. Which is why the Leons reserved the lewd conduct for the bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Nicki Hunter, who helped plan the Leons’ wedding, and her husband combined the pre-wedding bashes and made sure the bride and groom each received a lap dance from a colleague. The group followed it up with a friendly game of “pin the dick on the Marcos,” then stripped down and stepped into the hot tub, she said.

While some may think porn stars are no-holds-barred when it comes to nude hot-tubbing, Hunter insists that, despite some fooling around, nobody “crossed any boundaries” out of respect for the bride and groom.

And even though those boundaries don’t necessarily exist when the Leons punch in for work, they still manage to respect each other when it comes to their careers, as Marcos did when Faith won an Adult Video News award this year for Best All-Girl Sex Scene on film for “Sex & Violins.”

“I’m very proud of my wife,” he said.

Some porn celebrity lovebirds take an even simpler route to marriage, one that often isn’t elaborate enough for many “civilians”: the courthouse.

Porn couple Dick Delaware and Cassandra Cruz did just that.

They briefly considered throwing a momentous industry wedding Las Vegas-style, but decided against it, partly because Delaware was training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship at the time and wanted to keep the marriage a secret from his “very overprotective” manager who, according to Delaware, feared that getting hitched would distract his protégé from his training.

But Delaware and Cruz, who worked together for “Fill Me In 4” and “Cotton Panties,” and who recently shot Cruz’s very first anal scene (“It was a romantic anal scene,” she said) were too much in love to forgo marriage.

So they decided to keep it under wraps, and legalize the union at the Old County Courthouse in Santa Ana, Calif.

“We just wanted to get married right then and there,” Cruz said.

After tying the knot, the two retreated back to their home, where they called over a few friends and colleagues for a small celebration, which Cruz described as “low-key.”

Even porn legend Nina Hartley kept her marriage to director Ernest Greene small and quaint, with mostly family in attendance, save for a few industry guests who Hartley says “all dressed and acted perfectly appropriately.”

So are all porn star weddings as boring as the average “civilian” wedding?

No. As stated earlier, there’s a time and a place for everything.

But it takes the right kind of people – for instance, porn megastar Tera Patrick and her husband, former Biohazard rocker and current porn performer-director Evan Seinfeld (who goes by Spyder Jonez in the XXX world).

After the power couple “fell in love over the phone” in 2002, they married two years later at an “impromptu biker and porn star wedding” at Sin City’s Little White Wedding Chapel, Seinfeld told TNA via e-mail.

There were 20 invited guests, including members of the Hells Angels, and porn celebrities Mercedez and Alexis Amore. A few prostitutes also crashed the reception.

“They were working the room,” he said.

With an event in which porn stars, roaming hookers and members of an outlaw-linked motorcycle club collide, one could foresee matrimony marred – or celebrated, depending on the spectator – by debauchery, catfights and mass hysteria in general.

But the way Seinfeld describes it, all attendees checked their misbehavior at the door.

“Everyone was absolutely classy and fun,” he said. “It was the greatest wedding I could imagine.”

A porn star wedding can be fun, no doubt, but classy? Well, it depends on who’s defining “classy.”

They can be simple or complex, bawdy or prudish; it doesn’t really matter, because in the end, marriage isn’t about the actual events that celebrate the union and make it official. It’s all about the bride and groom’s love for one another, right?

And anything the guests can do to help augment that love makes the wedding that much more memorable, especially in Seinfeld’s case.

“One of the escorts gave us her card right after we said our vows … lol. I guess in case we needed help on our wedding night, LOL,” he wrote.

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