Global Orgasm Day Is Coming QuicklyDavid B. Moye
| Dec 19,2007
TOMALES BAY, Calif. (TNA)—Santa Claus isn't the only one coming to town this holiday season.
The idea behind the worldwide climax is to use the physical power of an orgasm to send out a positive energy that will bring peace on earth. And this year, orgasm organizers are asking participators to hold off on getting off until the exact moment of winter solstice at exactly 6:08 a.m., Greenwich Mean Time, to cause a planetary peace explosion. Reffell realizes that timing the orgasm may be an issue for many. "We suggest women start 20 minutes beforehand while men can wait until about two minutes beforehand," Reffell said. He doesn't care how a person gets to orgasm, as long as they spend that point of no return "focusing on peace and positive energy for the planet." The concept of Global Orgasm Day came up last year because Reffell and Sheehan, who are peace activists, were worried about the looming possibility of war with Iran. "It still looks that way," he said. No one knows how successful the first Global Orgasm Day was, but Reffell said the official Web site received more than 14 million hits. This year, the lack of attention is rubbing him the wrong way. "The wire services aren't reporting it," he lamented. "They say it's not new news." Regardless, Reffell believes the event is an idea whose time has come, and hopes folks on the East Coast of North America are willing to stay up until 1:08 a.m. to help the globe get off. "It's worth staying up for," he said. Still, he recommends horny activists start working out now to be ready for the big moment. "It takes a lot of practice to synchronize," he said. "That's why we give people plenty of time. You can pick up a Santa Claus impersonator for extra energy. Whatever turns you on." For more info, check out globalorgasm.com. *** Wireless Flash News Service contributed to this report. Did you enjoy this article?
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