Wilmer Valderrama: Don’t Mess With His Momma
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – Not everyone finds the humor in “Yo Momma” jokes like, “Yo momma so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers,” and, “Yo momma so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, ‘To be continued.’”...
Sam Jackson – Still A Bad Mother
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – Samuel L. Jackson was born-again with a Velcro wallet. You know the one: 1994, “Pulp Fiction,” brown wallet on a diner countertop, inscribed with the words: “Bad Motherfucker.” If ever a filmmaker offered his star a fitting epitaph, it was...
The Secret’s Out -- Hollywood Loves Elmore Leonard
DETROIT (TNA) – Like the shysters, shylocks and hustlers that populate his best-selling fiction, including “Out of Sight,” “Get Shorty” and “Tishomingo Blues,” Elmore Leonard began his career with a secret. The secret lived in the top drawer of...
Hawaiian Author: 'Avoid Zombie Attacks: Ask Me How!'
HONOLULU (TNA) – It appears that the world isn’t aware of its horrible zombie problem, and is completely ignoring an important issue: how to prepare for the onslaught that is heading towards us. Raym C. Hensley, a former zombie hunter sidekick in Hawaii, is ready to save...
Things Get Hairy For Follically-Challenged Radio Show Host
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – Anyone who’s worked in radio will tell you things can get hairy at times.So maybe it’s not surprising that a show dedicated to hair loss is quickly growing in popularity.It’s a weekly show called The Bald Truth and gives guys and...
Does Everyone Who’s Anyone Hate Gerard Jones?
ASHLAND, Ore. (TNA) – Sony told him "fuck you." Spyglass Entertainment called him an "incredibly large asshole" and his book "a piece of shit." NBC tried to shut down his website.Yet after all this and literally thousands of rejections letters for his...
Lounge Singer Gives Starbucks The Jitters
NEW YORK (TNA) – A lounge-singing coffee achiever in New York is trying to raise brouhaha by getting thrown out of every Starbucks he can find.The singer calls himself DaVido, and for the past 18 months he has been trying to get Starbucks executives to perk up their ears and listen...
Straight Women Create Gay-Themed Trivia Game
NEW YORK (TNA) -- Quick, for all you “Will & Grace” fans out there: What gay showbiz mogul sits on the Forbes billionaires list? Answer: David Geffen.Got that one right? Okay, hotshot, here’s another: What’s the name of the alternative public high school in New...
The Damn Show Creators Get Corporate-Freaking-Backing for Next Venture
ATHENS, Ga. (TNA) -- In 1998, Waco O'Guin and Roger Black were just a couple of art students at the University of Georgia looking to have some fun. A few crappy cameras, a handful of colorful, mostly homeless characters and a bunch of maxed out credit cards later and they were on...
24 Percent Of Oldsters Wish Tiger Woods Was Next Door
PARSIPPANY, N.Y. (TNA) – Hillary Clinton may or may not be returning to the White House, but lots of oldsters wish she was living next to their house.According to a survey ERA Real Estate, 21 percent of folks over 50 wish the former First Lady was their next door neighbor, making...
Dan Rather Dismissal Bad News To Theme Song Composer
FT. LAUDERDALE, Fla. (TNA) – When Dan Rather was dismissed from his post as the anchor of CBS News in November, 2004, it caused major repercussions in the life of musician Neal Fox.He’s the guy who co-wrote the newscast’s opening theme song and, while he admits...
Party’s Over For Reformed Hollywood Wild Thing
WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (TNA) – It’s one thing to be a party girl, but at some point the party’s got to end – regardless of whether you’re Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or some hottie in Nebraska who drinks up a storm every weekend.Just ask Anna David, a...
Jenna Jameson Gets In Bed With A Virgin
SAN DIEGO (TNA) - It's hard to say what's most ironic about “Shadow Hunter,” Jenna Jameson's' new comic book. Is it the fact that the action book based on the world's most famous porn star won't have any nudity or sex in it? Or that it's being published by...
Good Rappers Need To Know Good Grammar
FREDERICK COUNTY, Md. (TNA) – Being a good rapper requires more than cultivating a bad-boy image. It also requires good grammar skills.That’s the word from Jamaal West, author of "The Official How To Rap Manual" (Lulu), an instructional guide that helps even the most...
Nude Women, Hotel Rooms And Photography Combine To Create The Perfect Hobby
SAN DIEGO (TNA) -- D. Brian Nelson, the San Diego man behind the blog "Hotel Room Nudes," sits impassively at a neighborhood coffee house, looking out at traffic and passers-by while answering questions about his site....
Actress Helps Transgendered Make Transition
LOS ANGELES (TNA) --With over 100 commercials under her belt, actress Erica Shaffer has slowly established her face as a television screen staple. But aside from being the face of KY Jelly, Pepsid AC, and Miracle Grow, just to name a few, Shaffer moonlights on the weekends as a vocal...
Zen And The Art Of Asian American Comedy
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – September 11, 2001, was a watershed for millions of Americans and while the tragedies that occurred that day brought lots of tears, the after effects include lots of laughter.Before that day, Dat Phan, a Vietnamese-American, was studying to be an art teacher in...
