Designer Diapers Are For Big Babies
SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- These days, it isn't just babies who are cooing and pooing in diapers.
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – Hangover holidays are a special breed. They're all based around some cultural tradition that promotes intoxication.
New York Man Bluntly Pushes Blunt Book
NEW YORK (TNA) – Two attractive blonde girls – Swedes, it sounds like – approach a street salesman’s stand on Broadway, look hard at the book copies arrayed there, and ask the rookie question:“Excuse, please, what is ‘Blunt’?”
Male Sex Hormone May Affect Stock Trades
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The hormone that drives male aggression and sexual interest also seems able to boost short term success at finance.But what seems to start out well can turn bad, with elevated testosterone levels over several days possibly leading to irrational risk-taking, according to...
Celebrity Sex Dolls Better Than The Real Thing
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Sleeping with a celebrity takes a few blows.{image_1324} Online porn store Sextoy.com...
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Economic times are tough these days, and we're even paying big bucks for yucks.
Donald Trump Is Not A True Asshole
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- One adventurous author has a soft spot for Donald Trump.In "A$$hole: How I Got Rich & Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone And How You Can, Too" (Broadway), Martin Kihn documents his year-long experiment of taking on the traits of a...
St. Patrick's Day Is Big Business For Midget Leprechauns
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Little leprechauns are big business on St. Patrick's Day.{image_1172}Chris Fetterer...
Telemarketer's Call Invokes Old Hit Song
WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) -- Someone with a little knowledge of musical golden oldies is jangling nerves in Delaware.Some people getting late night and early morning telemarketing calls in the Wilmington area have been doing a double take when they see the number on their caller ID: 867-5309....
{image_1113}BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (Wireless Flash) -- Even a penis needs a sweet accessory.
CUMMING, Ga. (Wireless Flash) -- With the right sheets, your bed could be hottie heaven.Decor company Master Bedding is making bedtime even sexier with a line of bedding, featuring explicit photos of babes in the buff.The line consists of satin sheets, pillowcases, and long body...
Exec Says Victoria's Secret Is Too Sexy
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- Victoria's Secret, the lingerie company that introduced the Very Sexy bra, the Fantasy Bra, and the Internet server-crashing fashion show, has become "too sexy" for its own good, its top executive said."We've so much gotten off our heritage...
`Fowl' Language Upsets Some In Pa.
ALTOONA, Pa. (AP) -- A convenience store chain's billboard advertising its fried chicken sandwich is ruffling the feathers of some residents.Sheetz unveiled the "Crispy Frickin' Chicken" billboards at the beginning of February.The campaign consists of 100...
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Ladies are chugging out of their jugs with one wonder bra.{image_1063}The...
‘Moralistic’ Man Sells Fake Doctor Notes
ST. PAUL, Minn. (TNA) – Skipping work or school to go play no longer takes Ferris Bueller-type operations, thanks to a Minnesota man who sells authentic-looking fake doctor’s notes online.{image_1060}By day, “Mark” is a records...
PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash) -- Rubbers are getting a snazzy, sexy, black-tie makeover.{image_1056}
Yahoo Asks US Gov't To Help Dissidents
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Yahoo Inc. Chief Executive Jerry Yang wants U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to help get two Chinese journalists out of prison -- where they've been since Yahoo complied with Chinese investigators.Yang's request, faxed to Rice on Thursday morning, is the...
Make Your Ex The Butt Of The Joke On Valentine's Day
NEW MILFORD, Conn. (Wireless Flash) -- Exes can be a pain in the butt, but now there's a wacky way to tell them they're real A-holes.
Shoot Down Your Wedding -- Not Your Wife
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- A bitter bachelor is giving guys a final "shot" at avoiding marital madness.
Tornado Victim Billed For Cable Devices
WHEATLAND, Wis. (AP) -- Having a tornado demolish her home was bad enough. But when Ann Beam received a $2,000 cable bill a few weeks later, she was floored. "I just couldn't believe it," Beam said. "I was like, 'What are they thinking?'"Time Warner...
Site Arranged Pay For Job Interviews
NEW YORK (AP) -- If you have a gold-plated resume and are beating recruiters off with a stick, here's a new twist: Companies will pay you to talk to them. You set the price.That's the proposition behind the self-funded startup NotchUp.com. Its founders, Jim Ambras and Rob Ellis,...
Exec's Sleazy Sex Life Comes To Surface
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- David Colby was one of corporate America's most admired executives before he was abruptly fired last spring for what was vaguely described at the time as misconduct of a "non-business nature." Now details about his personal life are spilling out, and it's...
New Doll Begs, `Don't Tase Me, Bro!'
OXFORD, Conn. (Wireless Flash) -- A new toy is kicking and screaming into action.{image_827}Last September, a University of Florida student was tasered by cops at a John Kerry speech, and his "Don't tase me bro!" scream became one of the...
MPAA Admits Mistake On Downloading Study
Hollywood laid much of the blame for illegal movie downloading on college students. Now, it says its math was wrong.In a 2005 study it commissioned, the Motion Picture Association of America claimed that 44 percent of the industry's domestic losses...
Doll Maker Fights Ill. Recall Over Lead
CHICAGO (AP) -- A popular toy maker is refusing to pull a lead-tainted doll from store shelves across Illinois, challenging a state law governing lead content in toys, the state says.Ty Inc., best known for its Beanie Babies, says federal law takes precedence over the Illinois...
Toy Makers Scramble After Scrabulous
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) -- The companies that make Scrabble are trying to shut down Scrabulous, an online version of the game that is one of the most popular applications on the social networking site Facebook.
Watch What You Hang From Trailer Hitches
RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- Drive across Virginia with an outsized rubber replica of testicles dangling from your trailer hitch and you face a fine...
Maker Of Tainted Dog Food To Pay $3.1M
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- A company that made contaminated pet food that killed dozens of dogs nationwide will pay $3.1 million in a settlement with pet owners, an attorney said Friday.The pet food, which contained a mold called...
Felon Became COO Of Wikipedia Foundation
The foundation that runs -- and accepts donations for -- the online encyclopedia Wikipedia neglected to do a basic background check before hiring a chief operating officer who had been convicted of theft, drunken driving and fleeing a car accident.Before she left in July,
Smugglers Exploit Housing Market Woes
SURPRISE, Ariz. (AP) -- Unable to sell his house in suburban Phoenix's anemic real estate market, Jason Winterholler rented to a couple who paid the deposit in cash and didn't haggle over price.It was a deal he came to regret.The renters were fronts for immigrant smugglers...
