20-Year-Old 'MILF' Is Porn's Joan Of Arc
MAY 2, 2008
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – At 20 years of age, 4-foot-10-inch porn celeb Aubrey Addams has earned the title of MILF, after an admiring fan dubbed her “Munchkin I’d Love to Fuck.”
“I think that’s so cute,” Addams exclaimed during a May 1 chat with Naughty America. “I’m totally a munchkin.”
Addams has noticed that many guys are turned on by her petite frame, and while she enjoys the attention, she admits that height differences can be troublesome when it comes to actually having sex. 
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Despite the big problems posed by her short stature, Addams has managed to build a successful porn career with the help of a pair of high heels and her determination to get rich doing what she loves.
A native of New Jersey, Addams said that she knew early on that her destiny lay in porn.
“At 16 I knew I wanted to be a porn star,” she said. “It was like God sent a lightning bolt into my head, telling me that my calling was to make porn movies. Kind of like Joan of Arc. I’m like the Joan of Arc of porn.”
Sixteen was sort of the year she came of age – in more ways than one. She lost her virginity that year but doesn’t recall if popping her cherry was the catalyst that triggered her raunchy revelation.
Whatever the case, as soon as Addams turned 18, she set out to get her tiny feet in the door of the adult entertainment world.
But first, she decided to get her clit pierced, a decision that resulted in Addams meeting her now boyfriend of two years.
“He was actually the one who pierced my clit,” she recalled. “He was friends with a girlfriend of mine who recommended him. The day I met him, when he did my piercing, we hit it off right away.”
Unable to get her new crush off her mind, Addams called the piercing parlor a few days later and told her man that her piercing was bleeding and that her clit needed urgent care.
Of course, the story was a ruse, an excuse for Addams to go back to the parlor to get it on with her boy. The ruse, as it happens, paid off. 
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“He looked at it and said it was fine,” she recounted. “He got some lotion to rub on my clit to clean it, and then he noticed I was starting to get really wet. I told him that he’d be wet too if he hadn’t had sex for two weeks.”
And that sealed the deal. The two immediately began screwing atop the piercing table, unaware of the hidden camera that the store management had placed in the room to catch any naughty employee behavior.
Needless, to say, Addams’ new boyfriend was fired, but after the replacement turned out to be a thief, the store manager realized he’d rather have employees getting an occasional quickie on the job rather than his register plundered. Addams’ boyfriend got rehired and all was well.
Now with a man who supported her porn dreams all the way, Addams landed her first adult film gig: blowing Stuttering John of the Howard Stern show on camera.
“Unfortunately, I didn’t get a chance to blow Howard,” she said. “I do think he’s kinda sexy.”
Soon after her first job, she moved to her current residence in Porn Valley, California, and is pleased that the man who pierced her clit will make the move as well later this year.
Despite the long distance relationship, Addams said that thus far there have been no issues with jealousy.
“He’s not jealous at all,” Addams said. “He thinks it’s cool. And he knows that it’s just a job. I don’t love everybody. At the end of the day I’m coming home to him. Plus, even in our private life, we like to throw in a third party once in a while.”
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