Eva Angelina Chooses Semen Over Seamen

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LOS ANGELES (TNA) – When Eva Angelina turned 18, she decided her future would fall into one of two career paths: having sex on camera for a living, or joining the military.

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Eva Angelina once dreamed of going the Navy, but circumstances led her to choose semen over seamen.

She chose the former at first, foregoing seamen for semen. But after two years of adult fun, she still yearned to service her country in another way, and decided to enlist.

But, according to Angelina, military officials’ concerned over her neck tattoo and adult entertainment career denied her application – a move that may have been a blessing in disguise for the sake of national defense.

“[The Navy] knew I was going to be trouble,” she said. “I knew that if I was on an aircraft carrier with 90 percent men it was probably going to be the biggest gangbang on the planet.”

The Southern California native says the Navy appealed to her, in part, because of the extensive travel that it offers. Angelina’s passion for culture stems from her youth, when she lived in Switzerland and Spain, where her father built aircraft for foreign militaries.

It was also during Angelina’s youth that she discovered her other love – banging for the camera. She recalls her teen years, during which she filmed herself having sex in public places, including a pizzeria bathroom.

“I basically adopted my parents’ Handycam and went wild with it,” she said.

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Angelina met her current beau, Danny Boy, while shooting in England. After the scene, she asked him to come to America and marry her ass.

That carnal drive drove her to check out a newspaper advertisement showcasing a job in the adult industry. She landed the gig, then an agent, and has since ridden her way to several Adult Video Network awards.

But don’t think that Angelina replaced her wanderlust with, well, regular old lust. She merely combined the two, and even added love to the mix when she shot a scene in England with Danny Boy (also known as Danny Mountain).

Angelina found her co-worker so striking that after their scene she determined that it was love at first pop.

“He rocked my world, and, literally, with nut on my face, I asked him to come to America and marry my ass,” she said.

The bloke accepted her proposal and, according to Angelina, is still rocking her world. So much in fact that she only likes sex when it’s hard now, and has no interest whatsoever in a soft and slow bump n’ grind.

 “I like to feel like my cervix is in my ovaries.”