It’s Hot! It’s Sweaty! It’s Spring Break Sex
MARCH 7, 2008
SAN DIEGO (TNA) -- It’s not every day that an attractive woman will stop her car and offer a stranger a ride home. It is even less likely that she will end up kidnapping the rider for a wild night of bumping and grinding their gears together.
NieghborAffair.com 29 percent of Americans plan to get away for Spring Break and sex is definitely on the vacation itinerary for the vast majority.
The chances of an erotic encounter like that do increase during the period known as Spring Break, which historically falls from the beginning of March to the middle of April.
In fact, one lucky frat boy had that happen to him while in Fort Myers, Fla., which is traditionally one of the most popular Spring Break destinations.
Brett Edwards* got lucky in Fort Myers, Fla. (ranked the fourth most popular city in March) while he was walking down the beach and a woman slowed her car down and asked whether he needed a ride home.
Edwards did not have to be asked twice. He hopped in the car and by the time they were two miles down the road, he agreed to go to her hotel for some drinks. Once they got there, she skipped the drinks and went in for the meal in his pants.
After giving her “the ride of her life,” Edwards said he asked for his own ride home, which she was more than happy to provide.
In true Spring Break fashion, he never saw her again -- and he doesn’t even remember her name.
Although money is tight for many, the thought of getting lucky with a stranger is surely one reason why 29 percent of adults are going to be getting away for Spring Break.
According to a study by Expedia.com, Orlando, Fla., Las Vegas and Cancun, Mexico are the top three destinations followed by Spring Break staples like Fort Lauderdale, Fla., and Maui, Hawaii.
But no matter where travelers end up, an open mind and open eyes will improve the chances the Spring Break gods will smile down on some lucky (and lusty) schnook.
That’s how it worked for Chet Lester, a film major attending school in Florida, who scored with a Canadian hottie in Fort Myers last April.
NeighborAffair.com Orlando, Fla., is the most popular destination, followed by Las Vegas and Cancun, Mexico.
It started at a bar and Lester noticed the Canuck cutie wearing a Toronto Maple Leaf hockey jersey.
“I struck up a conversation with this girl at a bar on the beach about her love for hockey,” he said. “One thing led to another and we were ditching her friends at the bar and heading back to my house.”
It turned out to be a real break for Lester, who got to score goals in her hockey net all night long.
“We went at it all night, and since her hotel was close she walked home while I passed out at 5 a.m.,” Lester said. “Apparently, Canadians love sex because she woke me up later that morning for one last rendezvous before I went to work and she went back home.”
Florida may be the most popular destination but rain and wind sometimes conspire to create stormy sex sessions.
That’s how it worked for Betsy Henderson, who got hot and heavy with a man she met in a club in Key West, Fla., on the last night of Spring Break.
“Before we went out that night, it had begun to drizzle a little bit,” Henderson said. “By the time this guy and I decided to sneak out the back door to make out in the back alley, it had become a downpour.”
That did not stop the two horny Spring Breakers from getting hot, heavy and extremely wet.
“We groped and fondled each other in the dark and pouring rain, and even managed to put the condom on, before he bent me over what I believe was the trash bin,” Henderson said. “The wind was so powerful that the rain was coming at us sideways, blowing my hair so severely that he had to wrap it in his fist and pull hard.
“We were soaking wet, and water was pouring into our shoes. But it was so fucking hot ... if only I had known his name.”
SeducedByACougar.com Tommy, a business major at Penn State, had a Spring Break encounter with a married woman who showed her interest by giving head to his fraternity brother in a Cancun strip bar.
Not every hot spot this year has travelers dealing with natural disasters.
Take San Diego, which has more than 50,000 college students, beautiful beaches and a low risk for what insurance companies call “acts of God” – unless getting laid in spectacular circumstances counts.
For instance, Julian Palmer, a journalism major and fraternity stud in San Diego, hooked up with a horny sorority girl from Oregon State when she came to his town to soak up the sun – among other things.
“I met her and her friend in a traffic jam and they passed a beer to me that they had in their cooler,” Palmer said. “I figured girls who drink and drive can’t be that bad, so I made plans to have them hook up with me when I got off work.”
Palmer gave them the address to a hotel he calls the “Slea-Z Eight” and was happy when they showed up at the end of his shift.
“We ended up sitting around drinking beer and smoking pot while watching CNN,” he said.
He stopped the fun for a minute to “drain his lizard” when one of the girls knocked on the door and asked if she could come in.
“I said, ‘Yes,’ and she came in and grabbed my recently emptied lizard. She asked if I was aware she had been wanting to rape me all night to which I answered, ‘No.’”
Palmer started making out with the girl, but soon she dragged him onto the bed wanting more, where her friend was casually watching CNN.
FastTimesAtNAU.com San Diego State University major Julian Palmer met two sorority girls from Oregon State and knew the party was on when one of them said, 'Did you know I've been wanting to rape you all night?'
“I asked the friend if she was OK with this and she said that she had done it to her friend lots of times,” he said. “I was still uncomfortable so I pulled her off the bed and pounded her on the floor doggy style for some privacy.
If you live in a Spring Break hot spot like San Diego, you have the advantage of being close to the action. But Palmer learned the hard way about the downsides of hooking up in your home town.
That’s why he suggest not letting flings know too much about where you are going to be if you don’t want to be hounded for sex the entire time they are vacationing.
“She called my work three or four times a day trying to get some more and wrote a letter to where I worked that was along the lines of ‘I never knew I could experience love like this,’” Palmer said. “It was the type of letter that gets written in the middle of the night while you’re high on meth.”
Travel is a broadening experience and, many times, traveling to the classic Spring Break locations can really help you score big with the broads.
Tommy Gillespie,* a business major at Penn State, was looking to score big on his last Spring Break in college when he traveled with friends to Cancun.
Unfortunately, they stayed at a resort that wouldn’t let them bring any guests back to their room, putting a serious damper on their game. The solution presented itself in an unexpected form: an older woman and her husband.
“We were at a club the last night, drinking on the dance floor when the bouncers told us we were invited to the VIP room,” Gillespie said. “We were expecting a party that needed new blood, but it was just one older couple.
“They start buying us drinks and next thing I know the wife starts making out with my buddy and asking where we are staying and if they can come back with us.”
The night was still young so Gillespie suggested going to a strip club.
FastTimesAtNAU.com Palmer had sex with one sorority sis while the other watched CNN. When he asked his lover's pal if she minded the free show, she replied, 'No, I do this to her all the time.'
“Once we got there, the husband bought us a bottle of Bacardi and we were getting hammered when the wife starts to go down on my friend. RIGHT THERE IN THE STRIP BAR!!!” Gillespie said. “That’s when we decided to head back to the hotel.”
Gillespie told the hotel staff that the swingers were his parents and they were allowed in, no questions asked. Once they got up to the hotel room, none of Gillespie’s bros were willing to hook up with the bisexual husband, so he passed out on the bed while Gillespie and friends went to town on his wife.
“My buddy went to the bathroom with the wife and fucked her on the counter,” Gillespie said. “When they were done, she came and laid out naked on the bed and asked ‘OK, so who is next?’ and that where I stepped in. My pants were literally around my ankles before she finished speaking.
“She starts sucking me off while my friend comes over and starts fucking her with me,” he said. “I looked over and the rest of the guys are watching or jerking off on the porch.”
After everyone had their turn, the wanton woman casually got up, dressed, woke up her husband and they took off, leaving behind only a cheesy photo taken at the club and an empty bottle of vodka.
“It was a fucking great send-off to our last night in Cancun,” Gillespie said.
Hopefully, your Spring Break will be just as, uh, festive.
*Names have been changed.
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