Craigslist Sex Doc Facilitates Orgasms For New York Women
JANUARY 23, 2008
NEW YORK (TNA) – If you’re a woman in the New York area, Doctor M. will see you now. Of course, he won’t really ‘see’ you, because he’s not into dating patients. Most likely, he’ll massage you, pinch your nipples, and tongue your clitoris. He’ll fuck you, if you ask.
Doctor M. isn’t associated with the Mayo Clinic, Hopkins, or the medical profession for that matter. He isn’t a real physician – more a surreal physician. For the past three years, the 43-year-old media executive has played the role of a kindly, if autocratic, sex doctor out of his home office in New York City.
The operative word here is “role.” The persona is all a charade, something he’s quite open about. The doctor posts detailed ads for new “patients” in the m4w section on Craigslist New York and maintains a web site, www.herprivatepleasures.com, where he explains exactly how office visits proceed.
According to his web site, “the Doctor received his medical training by watching hours and hours of General Hospital, ER, Marcus Welby MD, and porn.”
Credit: Doctor M. Doctor M.: not shy, just discrete
He has faithfully recreated the doctor’s office environment, complete with sterile reception area. “In his waiting room,” the site states, “you will find recent editions of People Magazine, Vogue, The Wall St. Journal, and U.S. News & World Report.”
And the site adds that when a patient arrives, Doctor M. – wearing a white lab coat, “crisp” shirt, and tie –meets them in the reception area, sits a respectful distance, and asks pertinent medical questions. (“Do you have trouble achieving orgasm?” “Do you often feel aching, throbbing wetness down below – for no reason?”)
He then asks his patient to disrobe – and, as the site states, “You do, because he's the Doctor and it's important to follow doctor's orders.”
Next, the patient lies on an examination table while Doctor M. performs a detailed inspection of the female anatomy, including tweaking the nipples (to “test their responsiveness”) and massaging the labia and clitoris (to “see how they respond to stimuli”).
Continuing, the doctor dons latex gloves and probes the patient’s “anal region,” to ascertain “level of sensitivity, comfort or alarm.”
Should massage therapy be necessary, Doctor M. may employ a variety of “sterilized, battery-powered vibrational instruments and may deploy them as he sees fit.”
He also promotes unconventional, participatory treatment. For example, the Doctor M. may have patients “masturbate in front of [him] so he can observe [their] orgasming techniques.”
And that may lead to him treating them with an impromptu “application” of his “high-protein moisturizing crème.”
The good doctor, who is media shy (or just wary), grants interviews, but asks that his voice not be recorded. It’s easy to see why: He has a distinctive nasal Long Island twang. Hear him once, and you could pick him out of an audio lineup.
“What I do is a cross between sensual massage and gyno-roleplay,” he explains in a phone interview.
Since running his first ad in September 2004, Doctor M. has seen about 120 patients, ranging in age from 19 to 54. That doesn’t mean that he’ll see anyone, though. Like a decent university, he’s “fairly selective,” accepting only 50 to 60 percent of the women who apply.
“Since I’m not a real doctor, I can deny them service,” he says.
Illustration: Leopard J. Ferry "Do you feel aching, throbbing wetness down below - for no reason?"
Doctor M. considers himself handsome, but not model-caliber. So, how can an average, middle-aged Jewish guy with no medical training attract so many women to elementary role playing?
“I think they’re attracted to my creativity,” Doctor M. speculates. “It’s a strange mix of erotica and humor.”
“Nikki,” a 44-year-old bisexual housewife with four children, spotted Doctor M.’s ad on Craigslist last June and picked up on the doctor’s attention to detail.
Nikki and her husband both have backgrounds in law enforcement.
“I learned never to trust anyone,” she says. “But I just got the feeling I could trust him – that he was different from all the other guys who post ads on Craigslist.”
“He was also well-established and well-written,” she adds.
Nikki and her husband swing, so when she mentioned the opportunity to play doctor, her husband readily approved.
“He’s totally happy with it,” Nikki says of her husband. “It’s erotic for both of us.”
A few weeks later, Nikki’s husband delivered her to Doctor M.’s apartment building for her first visit. Nikki relished having an affair without the attendant guilt, and arrived ready to go, in a skimpy dress with no panties.
After answering the preliminary question, she dropped her dress to show that she was eager to get started, she recalls.
The session lasted nearly two hours, during which Nikki says she had three orgasms. She reserves special praise for the doctor’s oral skills.
“I told him, ‘Don’t take this the wrong way,’” she relates. “’but you give oral sex like a woman.’”
Illustration: Leopard J. Ferry "I think he's providing a valuable service," says a Doctor M. patient. "It was a really liberating experience."
Nikki has seen the doctor twice and would go more if she had the time.
“I’m looking forward to going back for my checkup,” she quips.
“Mandy,” in her late 30s, has also visited the doctor twice. After seeing the ad, she went to his Web site, and found that it all looked “discrete and legitimate.”
She arrived with a bottle of red wine, more excited than nervous. (Doctor M. doesn’t accept payment or donations for his services. Instead, he suggests women bring wine.)
She has never had intercourse with the doctor, but achieved orgasm on each visit and looks forward to seeing Doctor M. again.
“I think he’s providing a valuable service,” she opines. “It was a really liberating experience.”
Mandy even referred one of her friends, who had recently gotten out of a relationship.
The doctor has a pretty successful practice going: He posts free ads on the Internet and has sex with three to four women per month – and they all come to him.
Could it be that “free love” is back?
“Strange women knock on my door, bring a bottle of wine, and get naked,” the doctor confirms. “I’m hardly spending anything at all.”
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Wireless Flash News Service contributed to this story.
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