Everything Sucks, Let's Celebrate!
APRIL 14, 2008
BANDON, Ore. (Wireless Flash) -- Income tax returns are the only reason April 15 sucks this year.
April 15 marks the fourth anniversary of "National That Sucks Day," a holiday honoring not only tax day, but other historically sucky events that happened on April 15, including Abraham Lincoln's death and the sinking of the Titanic.
But not everything that sucks is in the past -- holiday creator Bruce Novotny says there's plenty to get you down this year, including the ongoing war in Iraq, health care, reality shows, and even the NCAA tournament.
"There was only one winner, so it sucked for 63 teams," he said.
But Novotny doesn't want you to sit around and cry about the sucky state of affairs.
"Turn off the TV, go out with friends, suck down a few beers and reminisce about good stuff," he said.
(Warning: adult content)