Penis Hats Are A Tasty Treat
MARCH 6, 2008
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (Wireless Flash) -- Even a penis needs a sweet accessory.
ChocolatePartyHats.com Birmingham-based confectioner Shawn Pearson is sucking up cash with his dark chocolate penis hats.
Chocolatepartyhats.com is making men's members look and taste good with their line of tiny penis hats made from Belgian dark chocolate, being touted as "interactive chocolate for couples" by creator Shawn Pearson.
Pearson has topped tons of men's penises with chocolate Viking helmets and cowboy hats, and a helmet based on the video game "Halo 3" is in the works.
And to make sure females' tongues are wagging for the hats, Pearson has "field tested" his penis product on his wife, though there's been one drawback.
Chocolatepartyhats.com Pearson admits that his own wife can't stop sampling the heady product.
"She's always trying to get high on her own supply," he said.
According to Pearson, his boner bonnets will be the biggest thing in fashion.
"I think it's important to accessorize the penis," he said. It can be a new trend. With all those celebrities taking off what they have down there, like Lindsay Lohan, we've got to put something back on."
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