Make Your Ex The Butt Of The Joke On Valentine's Day
FEBRUARY 12, 2008
NEW MILFORD, Conn. (Wireless Flash) -- Exes can be a pain in the butt, but now there's a wacky way to tell them they're real A-holes.
The Sphincter Factory is a company that sells novelty rubber buttholes that can be sent anonymously to the jerks in your life to let them know they're A-holes.
www.sendahole.com A Connecticut-based company sells rubber assholes for around 8 bucks a pop.
And while the "Anonymous Assholes" make great gifts year-round, founder Don Klein says they're an especially "butt-iful" way to say, "Happy Valentine's Day, A-hole," to those pesky exes in your life.
"Why send your ex a dozen roses when you can send a single rosebud?" Klein asked.
He says the pink, rubbery greetings make for a unique alternative to the tired Valentine's Day card, but if you insist on sending a card, the A-holes are shrink-wrapped and thin enough to fit inside.
And while Klein gets lots of orders from people who want to make their friends laugh with the gag gift, he expects that on Cupid's Day, scorned lovers sending the gift won't be laughing.
"I think there are going to be a lot of bitter exes sending an A-hole to people who broke their hearts," Klein said. "But it may help them get closure."
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