Meet The Spankers: Saving The World One Spank At A Time

DENVER (TNA) -- Cherry, Jo Jo and Edie are just your average hot chicks in a bar; they dance sexy, get a bit tipsy and feign lesbian grinding much like you’d see in any other club in the world.

But these three dames from Denver are different; they have a secret agenda that comes with the resounding "thwack!" at the end of a hand.

They are The Spankers; they practice spanking.

These girls spank unsuspecting guys, and girls alike, in bars with the intention of breaking the politically correct mold, shocking the uptight senses, and basically changing the world one sore ass at a time.

"There is a freedom and joy that comes with a spank. You can’t help but experience the feeling all over your body," Jo Jo pontificated.

With a grin, Cherry added, "We realized that the surprise spank brings a smile to everyone’s face in the room and really, what’s better than that?" What indeed?

Brett, a recent "victim" along with his college buddies, can attest to the positive power of a public spank.

"When the blond girl got me, I turned around like, ‘What the hell?’ and saw them laughing as my boys were cracking up," Brett said. "I thought it was funny and after the sting wore off, it felt kind of good."

Bar managers like Ted Jacobs don’t seem to mind, either.

"They can get a whole crowd going by themselves; drinks start flowing and the dance floor fills. It’s weird how a dead room can become lively when they stroll in," said Jacobs.

They are hard to miss: Jo Jo is a rock ‘n’ roll hippie-hottie with a cackle of a laugh that’s hard to miss, Edie’s beauty is stunning in an innocent way, and Cherry is the blonde bombshell that many a man has trouble making eye contact with.

The three girls are longtime friends who started surprise spanking each other as a joke just to evoke a shock and it evolved from there into an informal movement.

Spanking appears to be catching on. Cherry explains: "We don’t even do it that much anymore. But, recently we have been in a club and heard random spanks and thought, ‘Wow! This is spreading. Maybe we should take it a bit more seriously.’"

So the original "Spankers" did what anyone would do -- they’re starting a Web site -- originalspankers.wordpress.com.

They plan to have hats, T-shirts and panties for sale, in addition to some "just spanked" photos.

Edie sums it up like this: "You have to be able to feel and laugh to be honest in your life. I know that when my head is spinning with worries, a good spank makes me realize that everything is just temporary."

Knowing how Buddhist that may sound, she quickly adds, "Really, though, I just love to be spanked!"