The Ten Naughtiest Christmas Video Clips
DECEMBER 11, 2007
SAN DIEGO (TNA) – Santa going down on Rudolph, elf hazing, reindeer sex, and a Peanuts Christmas gangbang – all caught on amateur video. The Naughty American has sifted through hundreds of clips, some naughty, some just lame, and come up with the top 10 naughtiest video clips for the holiday season.
1. A Charlie Brown Ramadan
Naughty, but oh so nice
A voiceover tour de force, as Charlie Brown converts to Islam and gets out of the ‘ho’ business. We’re not sure what Linus means when he says “Pimps up, ‘hos’ down, muthufucka. We gotta hit them sloppy booger-bears and make bank,” but we think he’s telling Chuck to reconsider.
Fantastic low-budget video clip featuring the guy-in-the-cubicle-next-to-you. He goes home to find Santa waiting for him. He knows he shouldn’t get back together with the big fella. It just doesn’t feel right. But, oh, it feels so good. The clip starts off slow, but keep watching.
3. Full Metal Jacket, Rudolph Style
Clay Aiken? No, claymation!
Santa’s chief elf to his recruits: “Who said that! Who the fuck said that!” The elves get an earful as they’re indoctrinated into Santa’s workshop. R. Lee Ermey and Matthew Modine provide the voices, though they probably don’t know it.
Claymation! Santa licks a cone while getting his cone licked … by two elves.
5. Naughty Christmas Elves
The Santa sex tape
More claymation! Two elves go at it for the holidays. Difficult to say whether it’s a straight couple or the one in pink is a dude. Judge for yourself.
Santa can’t give a hot little Asian named Sarah a pony for Christmas, but he can give her doggy. It’s all caught on tape, in night vision mode. Santa’s bedroom talk and moves suggest he’s done this before.
Santa visits a sex shop and picks up a little something to help get him through the holidays. Rudolph won’t be pleased.
Naughty Santas
Who knew Rudolph was a bottom?
Short, grainy clip showing two Santas getting nasty. The dialogue makes this video.
Rudolph, to his chagrin, discovers that you can’t keep a good man down.
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